Top 10 Lawyer Jokes - Cryptic Crypto's Laugh of the Day

By @captaincryptic | Laugh of the Day | 10 Aug 2020


Learning about crypto and earning free crypto is great, but we all need a good laugh every day and that is where Laugh of the Day comes in.  I plan to make a post a day to share jokes, funny videos, and other items sure to bring a smile to your face and hopefully a good laugh.

Today's topic is Lawyer jokes.  Jokes often make fun of the subject, and Lawyers are an easy target.  Everyone loves to hate lawyers, until you need one! I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face, and I promise, no Lawyers were hurt while creating this list (unfortunately!)

1.  What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?  A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

2. A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said here lies a lawyer and an honest man."

3. A lawyer e-mailed a client: “Dear Jennifer: Thought I saw you on the street the other day. Crossed over to say hello, but it wasn’t you, so I went back. One tenth of an hour: $30.”

4. What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? Taller.

5. A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.  "That's unfair !" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." "Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

6. A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of lawyers. They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one lawyer every hour.

7. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more.

8. What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish.

9. Apparently, there are now law groups forming around the cannabis industry. They are known as grass roots lawyers.

10.  What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!

Heard a good Lawyer joke that didn't make my list?  Share that in the comments!

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