Storytime Crypto
Storytime Crypto

Storytime Crypto

Crypto's for nerds, right? I mean, kinda. Not all crypto users are nerds, but all nerds are crypto users. Storytime Crypto will have laughs, screams, and sobbing. Because that's our relationship with Crypto (mine at least). Dungeons&Dogecoin meets Bitcoin&Beholder Give it a read. I'd love any feedback or requests for particular coins/dex's etc. I plan on putting up a little bit of TA in the stories so I'll do a deep dive into any requests.

Dog Fight

4 Oct 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Storytime Crypto

The moon was full, as it was every fight night.  A violent silence filled the air, thickening the night sky into a soup of tension.  The contestants fed in full view of the audience, as was custom.  The reigning champion tore into a large elk, the ne...

The Tournament

27 Sep 2021 2 minute read 1 comment Storytime Crypto

The wood crashed against steel causing splinters to explode outwards.  The ringing was eclipsed by the roaring crowd, leaving King Ethereum to temporarily forget his bearing and jump to his feet.  The tournament’s third day was over.  As expected, th...

The year is 2042

8 Sep 2021 2 minute read 3 comments Storytime Crypto

Blood smeared from Jason’s hand onto his pants leg as he panted for breath behind the old building.  He didn’t know how long he just ran for, it was all a blur.  Jason couldn’t believe his number was called.  They would be searching for him now, and...

Axie Infinity saved my portfolio

7 Sep 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Storytime Crypto

I've been playing around with the idea of this game for awhile now. The heavy entry cost is what always stopped me from getting into blockchain gaming. I have a few buildings in Mirandus just waiting...waiting...waiting for the game to go live. But I...

Why Cryptocurrency and Pokemon are the ultimate litmus tests for loyalty

17 Jul 2021 1 minute read 1 comment Storytime Crypto

You start your journey with anticipation. You've heard so much about this trend, maybe even made fun of it a little. But eventually you cave and give it a try, quietly and alone, hidden in your room, equally excited and embarrassed. In your mind, the...

The Auction

18 Jun 2021 3 minute read 2 comments Storytime Crypto

     You step over the body of a dead Goblin, and it's master, a vicious wormlike thing referred to only as "Fud."  To the left of you, wiping blood off his holy maul is your lifelong friend, and party Cleric Elrond.  Elrond was hurting, bad.  The ta...

A journey into the COSMOS

17 Jun 2021 2 minute read 2 comments Storytime Crypto

Tick Whistlebaum was on the run again.  Of course in Tick's mind, he was never on the run.  To the boyish halfling, this was just a game.  His favorite game in fact, because it seemed as if everybody he met knew how to play.  What fun! Tick had won t...

Oh Kusama, my Kusama

16 Jun 2021 1 minute read 1 comment Storytime Crypto

  In the beginning there was Ethereum, and it was good.  For many moons Ethereum reigned supreme against all but Bitcoin, as the Moon's night to the Suns.  Aye, it was good.  But then the world and the space in it became too much for the Ethereum.  T...

ICP: A Saga Begins

15 Jun 2021 1 minute read 3 comments Storytime Crypto

    MESSAGE 1 of 2   My dearest Ada,   When our vessel crashed on the strange beach of Margin Trading nay three days ago, we have been praying to our gods for salvation.  But as of yet, the gods remain silent.  Bitcoin the Cash, and his Goddess wife,...

1inch from victory

14 Jun 2021 4 minute read 5 comments Storytime Crypto

The pungent odor of old whiskey and fresh piss drifted past me as I walked further down the alley way.  I stopped a moment to check the GPS on my phone.  "Well," I thought to myself, "It's supposed to be right here.  Shit."  I didn't see any signs th...