In the beginning there was Ethereum, and it was good.  For many moons Ethereum reigned supreme against all but Bitcoin, as the Moon's night to the Suns.  Aye, it was good.  But then the world and the space in it became too much for the Ethereum.  The cost of simple barters became unbearable.  Trade froze.  Some made profits, whether by wise council or by chance.  Most did not.

Fear.

Uncertainty.

Doubt.

These feelings reigned in their minds and rained in their subreddits.  But a prince emerges.  A shining light, quenched by the Ethereum drought.  This figure is clad in beautiful armor.  Holy steel adorned in PolkaDots. 

This was Prince Kusama.  His glory, and that of his father's, have only just begun.

Aye, it will be good.

hashcat - kusama; hashcat - dadlife