What did the Developer Say to When His Girlfriend Said She Wasn't a Cheater?

By cwolfe211 | Relentless | 7 Nov 2019

I was on a two hour drive last night when out of the dark forest crept a stupid little joke. I seldom tell structured jokes unless I'm being corny. You would generally never know this about me unless you were around me in person, but this one was so corny that I had to share it with you all. So for the sake of keeping this short and not wasting too much of your time on this waste of time, here you go. Alas, I offer you my joke.

What did the developer say to his girlfriend after she tried to tell him that she was loyal? By the way she kept coming home late smelling like cheap cologne so he opened up a backdoor to her phone's camera.

I SHA YOU HASHLEY

Buddum Pow!!

Apologetically,

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