White House cybersecurity advisor lamented that crypto companies failed to hardcode guardrails against the misuse of crypto. She then took a briefcase of cash from President Biden and headed to HAMAS headquarters.
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Binance refuses rollbacks on the BSC after rug pulls. Now that’s real commitment to pretending to be DeFi!
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The SEC wants a dedicated market regulator for DeFi. Also, the FBI wants to regulate Anarchy International and Perdue chicken wants to regulate the vegan industry.
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A Nashville couple is suing the IRS for the taxes they paid on staking on the Tezos blockchain, arguing that they should’ve been charged taxes only when they sold the coins not when they received them as staking rewards. After conducting some research, the IRS responded with: “Wait, you actually paid taxes on this? Next time, use a VPN.”
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GameStop is planning to launch an NFT and already has a retro game easter egg on the NFT site. The retro game challenges players to remember what GameStop’s business was before it became the ultimate meme stonk.
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Will you buy a GameStop NFT?
