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12 things we do on public transit to cope with being with strangers

21 Jul 2026 2 minute read 0 comments Listique $0.11

Because eye contact is basically assault in this context. Public transit is a beautiful democratic experiment where all of humanity gets crammed into one rattling box and told to behave. Spoiler: we don't. We just develop elaborate coping rituals in...

9 things we do in waiting rooms to look busy and sane

20 Jul 2026 2 minute read 0 comments Listique $0.07

Nobody's watching. Everybody's watching. There is no room on planet Earth more psychologically hostile than the waiting room. Fluorescent lights doing crime scene lighting. A TV playing a home renovation show nobody asked for. And forty-five minutes...

10 things that go through your head during sex (that have nothing to do with sex)

18 Jul 2026 2 minute read 0 comments Listique $0.06

Your brain has main character syndrome at the worst possible time. You'd think during the one activity specifically designed to make your brain shut up and be present, your brain would finally shut up and be present. Nope. Your brain picked this exa...

12 ways we humiliate ourselves at the gym (and call it cardio)

17 Jul 2026 3 minute read 2 comments Listique $0.07

Nobody's watching. Except you, checking if anyone's watching. I want to start by saying I love the gym. I love what it represents. Discipline, strength, becoming the kind of person who says things like "leg day" without irony. I have loved this idea...