By odin59 | laughter zone | 16 Jan 2025
In heaven, two women are talking.
- Why did you die?
- Well, when I got home, I was convinced my husband was cheating on me. So I ran to our bathroom. No one. I rushed downstairs to our bedroom. No one. Then I arrived, out of breath, in the living room. Still no one. And when I was panting my way to the basement, I had a heart attack.
The other woman replies:
- If you had opened your freezer right away, we’d both still be alive.
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