Crypto Needs to Turn on the Healing Factor


Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!)

I always loved the X-Men Animated Series. It had such a catchy theme!

One of my favorite X-Men was Wolverine. Heck he’s probably right behind Batman as one of my favorite comic book characters.

The comic book industry finally got around to doing a Predator vs X-Men comic book series. How has this not happened earlier?!?

I don’t want to give away too many spoilers but it’s not looking good.

Wolverine has near indestructible adamantium bones and claws but he still looks to be in rough shape.

He’s hurt, bleeding and has lost chunk of meat off his body. Yuck!

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Normally Wolverine has a healing factor that helps him power through the toughest fights.

Could it be that the Predator has some type of alien technology that is overwhelming Wolverine’s healing factor?

Is there some special coating on the Predator’s razor frisbee, telescoping spears, or shoulder mounted cannons (just to name a few of the Predator’s weapons?

Right about now the crypto markets look like ol’ Logan in the thumbnail.

I used to think that the crypto markets were as durable as adamantium but they’re flimsier than aluminum foil.

The crypto gigabrains need new narratives to reel in new inflows!

I sense the crypto degens are starting to lose patience with the spot Bitcoin ETF approval meme.

The SEC are certainly dragging things out and taking their sweet time.

You would think that a threat of a United States government shutdown would help boost the crypto markets.

But you would be wrong.

Can’t some developers in the crypto markets do something?!?

Troll’s Granny: You know you should channel some of that energy into my bedroom...

Publsh0x Troll: He can’t Granny! He’s too busy groveling for crypto tips

Troll’s Granny: Is he still hanging out with those crypto weirdos?

Publsh0x Troll: It’s the only way he can fill that void in his life

Troll’s Granny: Panda, you’re welcome to fill my void any time!

Panda: Aagh! I’m still recovering from last week!

Troll’s Granny: Still?!?

Panda: You literally sucked the life out of me! What else do you expect from me!

Troll’s Granny: Well maybe next time you’ll think twice before gambling on magical Internet money

Panda: It’s not fun staying poor!

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Publsh0x Troll: Ha ha Panda is a broke loser!

 

I suppose Troll’s Granny has a point.

I’m watching my crypto positions closely. After they heal to a “reasonable” level I’ll sell some here and there until crypto is a small percentage of my portfolio.

Maybe the thought of another crypto scumbag in jail will cheer things up.

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Will the fourth quarter bring holiday cheer to the crypto sick?

Maybe people will buy back in anticipation of a 2024 recovery!

Remember don’t bet the house!

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Obviously none of this is formal financial or tax advice. You need to find qualified professionals in your jurisdiction.

Be sharp, stay hungry let’s get that money!

 

 

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