The funniest crypto Saint Stevie's day


Blockchain believers, we love you! The world loves you and the days are getting longer!!   Hey it was a christmas miracle, we went through the drinking, singing, and crying part, missed the fighting this year so that's good although we were way too ready, but taking care of the crying girls knocked us off the publishing string!!!  That's OK we thought we were moving to a christian country ar ar ar !!! 

BUT the mighty Pub 0x stepped in, stepped up & gave us our best ever Xmas gift!!! Maybe a first ever supertip article??  The algo, who may be named BobAI, gave us think  the first ever 24hr $1.50 article like one of the BIG Pub-0x kids!! YAYYY!!!!!  THANKS watch army we promise to play with ya till we break!!!  Something!  Hopefully not y'all!!    Love love love 327917d2fb552200761b053ae3fb7bb2dd31c270d07cd1e8442f5176c9063d10.pngfor each and every click!!!    

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Wow funny things are coming up in the end of the year spectaculars!!!   Here's honey badger Nayib completely OUT of eff's to give, the eff locker is just empty:41af5a85b22bbfb64094367eae49921d9667f40fde4a2e3ee68ce23b67777944.pngTLDR: any south american currency that can just stop going down for a year is doing aaight.   It's all looking good!!  Nayib's tweet may be important to the history of western civilization, but it's also really REALLY FUNNY AR AR AR AR !!! 

Hey $SPOT memes game on children and sages of the Pub-0X!!! d913d87dfc6d1d5cd95e6df56afc139981ff138365066c07df66bc384f0ddf6a.png

OK, limber up, more easy low hanging end of year funnies cdce28ea3c0ce0f62f9ef17774ab2212180185647c0e88bab6e37ce09ff4c711.png

Worst aging tweet of the year!!  37f3ee40248b6c3414213e20573475c0c744fcd1d74018ab82fefcd0a03c6321.pngTLDR: D'oh won't debate the poor, but he will run from their international manhunt like a skeevy rat!!! 

Funnies, though, reflective end of year funnies... 2b480495cbd1eccfbdd3e43d94e94f9bb2492607e6338f1bfea856d2db11cd0d.pngTLDR: c'mon, Gary, admit it, that's VERY FUNNY biz!!!!   Hey Dave Sammy DID speak to all the same people you did AH HA HA HA HA !!! ar ar ar OOOOO!!!!!!! 

BIGGER FUNNIES MAN !!! 82c4ae27e0736d1403662c8bdaecb1329b2ed9828999e9f3b955098138bbdbef.pngTLDR:  AH ha ha ha we DON'T CARE !!! Obviously lying then or now, we pick BOTH!!!  Stealing money oh but now sorry to be  caught ???? Can you say amoral to the CORE!!??!   Caryn coulda called anybody any day of the week if she "knew" it was wrong, QUIT LYING!!!!!   

OK then dear readers know like monkeys, the Mooch is ALWAYS FUNNY!!! & right now it's extra crunchy funny the Mooch is all butt hurt because Sammy loaned him 70MM as a bailout!!! AND Sammy made the Mooch his lap dog, forcing the Mooch to put 10 MM cash into FTT which just turned into chit AND the FTX lawyers are looking at the MOOCH for a CLAWBACK baby AND The mooch KNOWS it!!! AH ah ha ha ha ha ha!!! 679e9b1f3d377c89e5670883085789beb97021f2190d4b3bdaa975357fd99f94.pngTLDR: yes, that's from an ACTUAL QUOTE.  Project much, Moochie?? Quit holding back & tell us how ya REALLY feel!!!  It's really funny, the Mooch,  like others with a short term focus, mourn the last days of FTT.  They feel like CZ, after being slapped by Sammy, did NOT turn the other cheek!!!   Instead let FTT face reality.  Yeah, but a REAL company like Binance never woulda given Skybridge CHIT for a bailout, huh Mooch?? 

But the BIG FUNNY ???  BNB is attacked by rumours about CZ's office's cat once killing the neighbor's bird, or something. 

Meanwhile, Justin & the gang are cleaning up OKB.  !!!   OKEX ya wanna see funny?? a34baa6818b5b58c7e7a4ba8a1eac6d6c6c18ec6a852db50261b1379136375d7.pngTLDR: LOOKIT that 180 day print baby!!  Yeah, ok OKEX  ditched privacy coins, ditched mystery chitcoins  including some of their own!   don't worry!!   Justin will keep the world supplied with salty altcoins!!!   but right now he is busy incubating a blue chip CONTENDER AH HA HA HA HA !!!

They CAN"T keep them ALL down ALL the time!!!!   

OK our liver is crying for mercy.  9a4301f1b7a89aa121dff4f64ba86d041d6d6bec1547cd94a522443a61388ee0.pngAr ar ar ar your proof of reserves shines most enlighteningly, your audited status, glow most clearly oh merkle tree HIC 

We love ya cryptonauts!  Watch out if the nog was left out too long or not strong enough or something oohhh. Help plz

Take care of you & yours, we love ya, gotta vegetate and snooze

Love

Dave

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(It’s Gonna Be a) Punk Rock Christmas Lyrics

Let's 'avit!
Oi!
Yeh!
Its gonna to be
A punk rock christmas this year
Even santa's gonna be
A Sex Pistol for a day
All those christmas trees swinging safety pins from their leaves

It's gonna be
A punk rock christmas this year
  Farah Fawcett will change her hairstyle for a day
The Queen will sing
Anarchy In The UK
And old Mick Jagger will adopt
A strangler's swagger
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah baby

Rick Wakeman will take up the electric guitar, ha
And Johnny Ramone will get a sled for a car
There's a group called The Damned, they say
Who play the four wise men in a play, in a play, IN A PLAY!!

It's gonna be, haha
A punk rock christmas this year
Even santa's gonna be
A Sex Pistol for a day
All those christmas trees swinging safety pins from their leaves

It's gonna be
A punk rock christmas this year

(Santa) What do you want for christmas
Little boy?
(Boy) I want a Damned LP
With Eddie & The Hot Rods on the back
I want a colour TV so I can kick it in
I want an Ace guitar
And a subscription to Punk Magazine
(Santa) What else do you you want for christmas
Little boy?
(Boy) I want two copies of God Save The Queen
With a picture sleeve
(Santa) With a picture sleeve?
(Boy) YEAH, WITH A PICTURE SLEEVE!
(Santa) If you're a good little boy
Your wish will come true
(Boy) YEAH, WELL IT BLOODY WELL BETTER!     We're gonna give ya
A punk rock christmas this year
And I'm gonna give you
A nice sweater all ripped to shreds
Get mum and dad chic
Get some safety pins for their cheeks
It gonna be
A punk rock christmas this year (You know you love me like you do)
A punk rock christmas this year (Whole country's going to the dogs)
A punk rock christmas this year (The only thing that's left)
A punk rock christmas this year (Yeah, a punk rock, rock an roll)

 

 

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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