Cryptonauts we love you!!  Thanks for being here getting mankind over the fiat hump into a funnier crypto future!! 

What's funny today?  Can you say rangebound?  TLDR:  It's funny, bitcoin moves in the strangest, limit bound way imaginable.  It's like it is rarely out of control and moves, then usually it sits & returns to a range like, oh dunno, like it's being controlled by the futures market?  Give us a lever long and strong enough, and US gummint printing press reserves and WE can move the WORLD !! MARKETSSS!! IN BTC!!! 

OK much funnier Dave. OK, dear readers know we whinged at Greenpeace for unfairly comparing BTC.  ah ha HA HA HA ii turns out they were actually just LYING!!! and WHY?  Cuz a RIpple founder PAID Greenpeace to attack BTC AH HA HA HA HA!!!TLDR: Really.  Ripple funded the Greenpeace attack job.  Which included flat out likes like "most BTC is powered by coal. " No, coal fired power costs to much for BTC ah ha ha ha!! Not true at ALL!!    STFU and go protest the world's largest navy ( China) getting 20% bigger by 2025 Greenpeace!!  Leave petrodollar free money the ($*&# alone!! And no, BTC won't give you money to go attack Ripple ah HA HA HA HA HA!!! 

OK, bigger funnies.  Well, we hate to kick people when they are down, but dear readers know it IS a Wall Street tradition ah ha ha ha !! why would ya kick em when they are up they might hurt you!!!   And TBF we have been laughing at Circle for a LOOONG time as dear readers know.  

Warning: graphic images of chart violence, maybe avert your eyesTLDR: Pop quiz!  Spot when USDC self censored and locked up the wallets of Tornado adjacent wallets!! Hint - the peak of Circle. 

Pop quiz - spot when the gummint went all chokepoint 2.0 on Silicon Valley Bank ah HA HA HA HA!  Hint: looks like the top of a ski slope as that market cap PLUNGES, picking up SPEED!!! 

This is funny since all Bob DIamond ever DID was kiss up to the SEC.  He was the POSTERBOY for overly compliant obsequious virtual Merican CBDC!!!! $#(&*#$(*&. he lost 10 billy in market cap doing THAT!! 

Then, in classic merican fashion, the giant beast of the SEC that Circle was kissing up to rolled over in it's sleep and CRUSHED USDC.  It's kinda sad, and we hate USDC, but it IS VERY FUNNY AH HA HA HA HA arar ar ar ar ooo000000000

OK we are out of it, gotta crash.  Love y'all, take care of yourselves and each other!! Your mighty watch army waits for only you until we RIDEEE!!! 

Peace out, love

Dave