Blockchain heads, we LOVE YOU!!! Lead us not into WWIII but instead through laughing at fiat to a better world through sound money and web3 equality!! or web 4,5,6,7, which ever one that does that ar ar ar
Mighty watch riders, we pause our regular tour of duty to laugh at one of the comedy greats, Louie CK, as he shills and trolls & karma whores for fame, as one does. In this case, Louie did trollish twitter wars to say everything but BTC was a scam. Sub-message - I am normalized again.
Whatevah - Louie CK was the comic genius who planted the "whole bag of" meme we are sure dear readers are sick of!! But it's not like WE care WE STILL think it's FUNNY!!! 
TLDR: ah HA HA HA!! we saw Louie at a chuckle hut in NYC. Some drunken woman got out about a line and a half of heckling and Louie boomed in his microphone that she was shouting in his ear hole and boom he got her and her date bounced from their stageside table in about 15 seconds flat ar ar ar ar !!!! High quality bouncers at the basement chuckle huts!!! Like a force of nature !!
TBF Louie accepted crypto for a while for rando comedy clips he was re-publishing.
TLDR: Dear readers may have heard this, but our Louie CK story, which IS funny -
It's New Year's Day around 2001-2005 in NYC. We have a house full of family and guests. So The tradition is yer supposed to go to Russ & Daughters to get lox & whatever the girls say. You ask us why? we tell you, we DON"T KNOW AH HA HA TRADITION!!!! tradition.
We step off the 650 into Russ & Daughters still wearing leathers & full face helmet, cause it's SNOWING & we are freezing & grinning like an idiot cuz dumped adrenaline. Going 25 - 35 in the snow is safer than 125-135 on dry highways, yer MORE likely to get SLIGHTLY hurt but the action rush is about the same!! Something taps our stomach, we look down, and a tiny, uber hip, immaculately dressed Japanese woman starts talking very fast about how she just can't take it anymore!! She forces her tickets on us & runs out the door!! Everyone else inside is like wow, we would have liked those tickets we've been here for hours!
Thanks nice lady!!! It's late, we are hungover like everyone else, you are supposed to get there at six and it's like nine. We look at our tickets and step further in. & THERE is Louie CK!!!
HE'S hungover TOO, and bored, and has lost all faith. He's been there for hours, & is on the phone with someone. Louie is actually bent over and lying on the glass display case, begging his phone caller "no don't leave me stay on the phone with me talk to me!! " Ah ha ha, poor Louie. He's in first world hell, ar ar ar !! 
THEN, a real lowa east sidah behind Louie starts HECKLING!!??! talking louder and louder in an accent you could slice bagels with. "I can't see the mackerel!" "HEY HE"S BLOCKING MY VIEW OF THE MACKEREL!!" then actually shouting " I CAN"T SEE THA MACK AH RAL!! " We start laughing & go " ya Louie the MACKEREL!! Tha MACKAH RAL!! "
Louie looks at us and rolls his eyes and makes a whale / slaughtered hog sound of despair!! We laugh HARDER, & zap they call our number! We go to the front of the line, they crank out our order & we walk out!! Bye Louie!! don't get bounced ar ar ar !!
OK funnier and more crypto. Well Alex got arrested, THAT was funny! 
TLDR: Yes, Alex. Yes we ARE calling @celsiusnetwork a Ponzi!! at BEST ah ha ha THAT would imply FORESIGHT and PLANNING, not just a mad rush to lose money and steal client funds!! ah ha HA HA HA HA!!!
TBF Alex was ready tho. Powie he's out on 40MM bail, he had some HIGH powered lawyers all PAID UP!! Let's see, wasn't it 800-1200 milly missing, or was it one or two billion, who knows? what we HAD been wondering was how much of the missing money did Alex have ratholed!! Answer: much more than 40 milly ar ar ar !!
OK we gotta snooze but here's the big funny crypto funny, wait for it!! Let's check in with Bank of America!! Let's see - last year, 2022, B of A got fined a quarter billion for freezing everyone's account for fraud after screwing up desperately needed unemployment benefits!! 
TLDR: yay, fine the $#!(&*#$ !!!
OK but THIS year - BOA are all cleaned up ya?? HELL to the noes, Nah, they just got fined ANOTHER quarter billion for some REAL funny stuff!! 
TLDR: this time, they DOUBLECHARGED on fees!! They OPENED FAKE ACCOUNTS IN YOUR NAME!!! ah HA HA HA they STOLE YOUR CREDIT CARD REWARDS!!!! #(&*$#(*$&(#$&#$& DAMMIT THIS IS MERICA THE PEOPLE WANT THEIR CREDIT REWARDS YOU #$(@&(#*&$ !!!
Hey, a quarter billy here, a quarter billy there AFTER A WHILE AR AR AR !!! measure THAT in consumer misery...
Anyhoo the crypto funny part? Bank of Merica is NOW getting busted for leading the charge on Operation Chokepoint 2.0!!! ah HA HA HA
TLDR: ar ar ar look at it from B of A's point of view!!
B of A thinks It's ok that they starve the unemployed, steal money in fees, ACTUALLY STEAL REWARDS, but ya CAN"T have none of them thar CRYPTO transfers!! $#(&$#($ #($&#(&#$(& $!!!!! AH ha ha that's not funny.
Or even funnier - in a burst of self awareness, B of A realizes what chits they are - hey boss! NO WAY can we COMPETE with COIN & BTC!! we gotta stop them NOW ah HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Peace out people, we must snore!±! Thanks for the tour thru the backcountry. Rest up and take care!!
OK one last positive crypto news funny!! ah HA HA 
TLDR Dave is correct ( of course his name is Dave said Dave ) that noise we all just heard was Coinbase winning half their cases!!! ar ar ar 00000000!!!
Thanks team!!
Peace out,
Love
Dave
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