Funniest things in crypto right now!


Hey cryptofans we love ya!  We are crazed from driving all day and looking for fun funny crypto!!  Here's some inappropriate background music

and HERE's a funny!!  Dear readers know the Pound Sterling has been dying like a dog.   Meanwhile, in reality, the GBP / BTC trading pairs volume went TO THE MOON!!!!   8ad477555819816a6b851a65671dd1ebf8f2eb11524cc77c327a5ced80b2b84e.png here's another look : when fiat is threatened, investors love bitcoin 74c9696984f791c387572f2de302a563d56a6bce160a4c04641399cb23c2cefa.pngYeeee HAW, it's the law of the markets.  Bye bye empire, bye bye, hello crypto!!  When fiat gets bad, badasses get btc. 

OK here's a funny: 4ec2da14a11993e3759333a7e38fdba0ed3af04f0c19c33a9c3b37dad5dace5f.pngCelsius and Celsius creditors are trying to figure out why Equities First cannot pay back their crypto loans.  We have to admit, of all people, y'all should have a clue, lol. 

Ba da BOOM!  moving right along! 

This is existentially funny:  CFTC chairman Rostin said that Bitcoin might double in price if there is a CFTC regulated market.  BTC has doubled in price just fine WITHOUT being regulated, also.   But Rostin is probably right, ar ar ar !! 

Disney is launching NFTs.  The Mouse will never die, just smell that way.  

We could never REALLY believe in NFT's which means we missed out on a ton of bucks.  but NOW, Flip is offering Fantasy NFT trading!!  Ok THAT's meta, fantasies piled on fantasies?  But funny. WTF, we never believed in fantasy football, either. 

Mikey Sailor, loses six billion here, loses six bill there.  Steps down as CEO, Wash DC tax troubles, STILL doesn't give a furry rat's arse.  No effs whatsoever to give. b0bf93d67da0cc9373451add4e895bfff987f2f7f0a71a91c1c35846c28abe45.png Stickin with the BTC. 

 

Elon and Sammy were thinking wild funny thoughts !! Put Twitter on blockchain, make everyone pay 0.1 Dodge per tweet!1. SHAZAM, spam and bots are shut down! plus censorship is killed, cuz Elon says then there is no neck to throttle!!  That's a funny / cool thought!! 571bc7fff4fbd234470a32208ecb35b9d848e1028d58747060ef00ea7e65cc7e.pngWe only know cuz Twitter is exposing Sammy's teams PMs.  Elon asked Sammy's team - does Sammy have huge amounts of money?   Sammy, worth ??> 20 billion at the moment, said yeah, 8 to 15 billion to make free speech better for the world might be aiight, it's funny.  Be funny scary   to drop something as large as Twitter on blockchain!!

James from Finder sez the Bank Of England printing and dumping 64 billion into the fray could mean the rate hiking is stopping, the printing is back, and BTC could freaking moon!! THAT"s VERY funny happy!!

 

So, 90% of people trying to work with the FCA to do crypto in the UK have now given up.  The FCA damn near killed Revolut by slow-walking them. The FCA made a fool of itself accusing FTX of scam calling the UK, the numbers the FT printed belonged to the usual swill of scammers plying their trade through those cheap UK licenses.  All the good ponzi's are registered in the UK these days.  ANYWAY All the other crypto companies are legal in France, Spain, Italy, the Netherlands, Portugal yada yada.  The FCA can't even approve mutualcoins for themselves as their own trade union is begging them to do.  So could there be something wrong with the FCA?  NO, says the FCA8b285e816e7b2fbcf15832ee8d541bb8167f127b455484807854ebfbd52dae4a.png no, it's not us man, it's the rest of the entire world.  Well, ok, we guess the FCA settled THAT.  LMAO, LOL, a DAO would be doing a MUCH better job with the Pound.    

OK, we gotta go stare at the ceiling and try to sleep.  Love to all you crypto folks, what IS funny?? 

Peace, 

Love

Dave

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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