Funniest crypto May 17

Funniest crypto May 17


Cryptonauts, we love you!! Thanks for each and every click and laugh, surging with the Watch Army to jack open the crypto positive Overton window, pushing back against Cantillon positioned fiat abusers!!! 

Yeee & then it's miller time.  well maybe not miller time 94e0b92cb2a66976a295ef432a10872a37f89981283ad0a2fe63c9328402973c.pngaahh funny CRYPTO, Dave!! OK OK 

BIG FUNNY POSITIVE CRYPTO NEWS!!! Well, like it or not, WWIII is being fought in the courts in Merica.  In our corner, needing a shave, NOT who we would have picked as our standard bearer, yes it's Ripple Labs ah ha ha ha Opencoin 4a24e353fbb154d5d5eca3261726dce71ce2da795d8baeaafa944305b1c80ad0.pngTLDR: the judge in the southern district of NY, nothing to sneeze at, said eat it SEC!!  Oddly, the SEC was arguing that SEALING the their own statements in documents would "promote openness and candor" inside the SEC ah HA HA HA HA!! Ner ner ner the Judge ruled even if that WERE true, public access outweighs it YEAAAA BABY 

Because it IS funny the SEC baby.  Meanwhile back at the SEC ranch: AH HA HA YA GOTTA LOVE IT:c954b12f74fe4240c99cba174544fbd556616008cb11d0cadfc321b3dd082d1b.pngTLDR: NONE a that we work for the  public chit, no, no transparency, just slurs 

5dc4ae8bbd59154728013c8eca9bb32cf491f107e9fecdb7cdf752e97f1956b2.pngTLDR:  It's only been a year, so eff off pal.   

ah well reading music then TLDR: last caress, a classic.  Have a good night, Danzig, whereever in the tri state area yh'all may be!!  We hung out a LOT with Arthur, one of the Misfit's many drummers.  Every year he bought a nice watch with a royalty check tho!!! 

Pepe & pepe squared is always rat poison funny ad10b7306bf2bddc41990ae24fbf4d25c838fd73806cbe734f8013f37b11d5d3.pngTLDR: $#(*&#$*(& pepe what a tease b3fcc52d8c817c2b3741c64643824a95d59a96da1c8e92d27e975c3eeb4de096.pngJust leave us!! or let the gas fees go down so we can leave y'all!! 

 

Let's see - old vs new technology is always funny!! John Henry was a steel driving well, gold driving around town anyway kinda man!! ah ha ha bd7d84fef78346fb129a3173ad93c5010413871dd020e844ce79bf44b4a5d3c5.pngTLDR: the times they are a changin!! Bonus funny - they just moved this same gold a couple of years ago ar ar ar !!

What other crypto funnies? Here's a big one.  In this timeline, the guitarist from Avenged Sevenfold is a renowned expert a62b3190e03f59c2cd8c8f76b7b7a56216b019e9f1256c41480c4baf2b1915cd.pngTLDL ah ha ha ha ha!! ok let's see the view from bat country then TLDR: THERE we go it all makes sense NOW!! 

Funnies funnies crypto funnies !  Let's see, the San Fran FED could NOT get the job done.  But oddly the San Fran secret service is WAY overperforming, go figure!!!910bd47aec7ba98148889a2b324566365ec91eac64b116ea73f9e21994ecdff5.png and at odds with every OTHER fed institution on the job !! cmon that's funny, admit it 

ya man it's funny Bitcoin Miami 42a777bb66b0569bb28093a2bcaeef832e244c0fb86c11d657bf9f9c11c76cdb.pngTLDR: but tonight we go to the third annual chitcoin event, we chit you noT6699310157bfac95a8a36465fa8810946a31dd98e0df35526d178806fb0bfc08.png

 

 

So we gotta HOP!! 

Please PLEASE refer a recruit!! Thank you for your service in your mighty watch army!! Tiger blood!! Winning ar ar ar !! 

We love ya and we need ya so take good care of yourselves, you belong to your watch army !!! 

Peace out, 

love

Dave

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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