Cryptonauts you KNOW we love you man!!! We are rolling into the summer of crypto love baby !! Feel it?
what's funny? the long death of Pepe - now it's supposed to moon cuz Binance!!
TLDR: yeah whatever we are already a dead fish on the beach with Pepe. Looking up into the sun with one glassy eye, seeing that the $(&#$(&#$(*&#$(*& gas fees have gone back up to 70$$ we could have escaped with a 40% loss including gas fees at ONE point. @#(#@&(!@#$&*
Reading music punky covers of love songs apropos of nada TLDL miss you!!!
So, whats funny in crypto news?? Hey ho here we go 
TLDR: It's ALWAYS funny when a nation tells the IMF where to go, just ask El Salvador!!!
But the REAL STORY: dear readers remember nations = gold = nations!! Here we see Zimbabwe's Fed putting something like 40MM of gold backed cryptocoins on the market, call them ZGLD!! Here's the deal - you can buy them at the OFFICIAL exchange rate, which is WAAAAAY better than the REAL / blackmarket exchange rate. BUT, they take 180 days to "vest!!" it's a gold backed fiat flavoured chitcoin gamble, ah ha ha ha ha!!
TBF, the IMF sez quit screwing around and open up your forex markets. Gotta admit this way is MUCH FUNNIER!!!
Cryptofab couged up a funny Pulsechain. Can't even make it on the Gecko!! 
TLDR: why would anyone think any coin not on the Gecko is NOT a scam????
Here's a funny:
TLDR: as opposed to the current, obvious, clearly stated Democrat plan that already HAS hit the price of BTC and ETH??? Ohhhhh mannnnn
Big day coming, we gotta crash! Your mighty Watch Army thanks you for the ride!!
The future thanks you for your thinking!!
Please keep referring recruits, Sarge!! Your Watch is COUNTING on you!! Excelsior!!
peace out,
love
Dave
@davidsawyer follow us we will follow you!!
Ruby Tuesday
Song by The Rolling Stones
One, two, three
She would never say where she came from
And yesterday don't matter if it's gone
And while the sun is bright or in the darkest night
No one knows she comes and goes
And goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still, I'm gonna miss you
Don't question why she needs to be so free
She'll tell you it's the only way to be
And she just can't be chained
To a life where nothing's gained
Or nothing's lost at such a cost
And goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still, I'm gonna miss you
"And there's no time to lose", I heard her say
Go catch your dreams before they slip away
And dying all the time
Lose your dreams and you will lose your mind
Ain't life unkind?
And goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still, I'm gonna miss you
And goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still, I'm gonna miss you
Thanks very much
When we, when we were playing in LA
We met these guys, erm
They were playing this gig with us
And they've been sort of following us around ever since in a beat up old van
And they've come all the way back east to get their tattoos touched up
And we'd like to introduce
Axl and Izzy from
Guns N' Roses
