Cryptonauts we love ya!! & what a fun time to be alive in the great crypto upheaval of the 2020's!! Thanks again for over 1000 views on jokes yesterday !!! But, sorry, we are STILL gonna stay on the Watch!!
In the tradfi wonderland of the pink lady, what crypto news today oh mighty watch Army?
Let's check in on the inspiration for D'oh Kwon & the Kyle & Su show!! Tradfi corruption funnies in SIZE, baby!!
TLDR: so far so good for Jan from Wirecard!! Not looking so good for party iron man James tho...
First they laugh at us, then they fight us, then we win!! It's funny, the Watch Army made the FT print crypto orices even on Mondays. Then, on days when the FT censored ALL crypto news, only the prices showed up in a search for crypto!! THEN, the FT cleverly stopped THAT search from working. So, searching for crypto in the FT today does NOT show THIS eye-watering pop for BTC: 
TLDR: but BTC's almost 7% in a DAY pop IS still on the front page ar ar ar !! yep it's time for corny reading music!! Pick one!! do ya like horns?? We LOVE horns !! lotta dashikis but that's OK TLDR: tho Maynard needs a deeper mouthpiece but the Korgs and low brass are AWESOME!! OR, do ya like shmaltz?? Cliches are kinda satisfying, ya knowTLDR: yeah! Bitcoin against the suppression baby!
AND bitcoin against the fiat war machine rah rah crap!! OK back to tradfi wonder wonder why land
TLDR: funny world we live in, people b-tching about Germany JUST NOT ARMING UP fast enuff!!! What could go wrong? YET again??
finally tradfi looks at crypto time!! Here's a recurring fantasy in the FT -focus on trivial tweaks to banks sending payments to crypto exchanges, as if that might be meaningful in any way !!
TLDR: Nat West will only alllow 1K per month to go to a crypto exchange. Paysafe will wind down working with Binance. Rehash some credit card companies won't let ya buy crypto, rehash Binance stopped US dollar payments amounting to less than 0.01% blah blah blah, fluff & try to pump up this nothingburger. Domino's are falling!! It's a coordinated crackdown! actually, more will move offshore (the Brits LOVE that chit) and the world goes on turning crypto!! x
The REAL story: ahh, good old Gnat West!! What's the time honored joke there ? oh yes here's the latest version - some things never change
TLDR the old jokes are the best jokes! we thought Binance was banned in the UK anyway, that's why they all went offshore with Sammy & FTX !! ar ar ar ar arooo000000!!!
& THAT"S ALL online and in print??? that's funny! Crypto's at 1.11 trilly today!!! seems worth a mention. But instead, our boy Ganesh sums it all up for us!! The FCA killing the city, pretending thumb twiddling is important while crypto eats the world- tell it like it is...... 
Peace out,
love
Dave
Please refer a friend!! thanks! The Watch Army stands at 968 strong!!
Peace out, love
Dave
Trying hard now
It's so hard now
Trying hard now Oh, he's ready
Gonna make a move, yeah
Oh, he's ready
And makin' moves, yeah
Yeah, yeah Getting strong now
Won't be long now
Getting strong now Gonna fly now
Flying high now
Gonna fly, fly
