Cryptonauts we love you. Hardcore, to the end baby!!! So sound to be here with y'all on the ever festive Publish0x.
Changing the crypto fabric of the FT one chitpost & red click at a TIME fams!! Thank you Watch ARMY!! Here, press the deGauss button on your aural system with some jazz
Print today - lovely as always. Even those fiat war machine drumbeats LOOK at that photography:
Is that RETOUCHED??? Anyway, crypto.
Onine, we get this agitprop, hoping praying for Coinbase to go down: 
TLDR: KNOCKED!! The real story: Coinbase's bonds went down another 10%. . Who cares, big whoop di whoop. Say something about big #1's eighty billion.
Buried at the end of the neggy article, even crabby analysts agree Coinbase is sitting on five BILLION in cash and will be just fine, even well regulated. In fact, FTX nuking should HELP Coinbase long-term!!
The judges are still awake, and will only allow one FU for this pile, we wanted three.
Next online: We thought YOU had the billion!! No, our clients thought WE had it, Tyler!! 
TLDR: And we bet other idiots were taking MOAR money to give to Cameron to give to Genesis. The REAL story: no new news, all rehash.
ONLINE: Sammy's pack of lies rolls on . 
TLDR: Sammy lies and lies. Alemeda, and possibly others, had preferential treatment. Possibly. Not sayin yes, not sayin no. As if he just wasn't SURE!!
All the media is falling in line to rehab Sammy's black heart, it's sad. So no one talks about Almeda having faster access to FTX than CLIENTS!!!! Hell they barely say back doors now. OK unpack this ONE string of lies: 
Sammy lies that FTX and Almeda were independent from a volume, revenue and liquidity point of view. What a lie, Sammy moved revenues around at whim to "save" one or the other. If they were indy from a liquidity point of view, why did they shut down together?? Just quit lying about volume.
The real story: no news, just more lies. Careful ones, it was all just an accident, an honest mistake huh boys!!!
Not in the FT, we finally understand that Sammy tried to game a market on Binance, that's what Binance first got pissed about. Hey, do biz like a jerk, get crushed like a jerk, jerk. Violating the sanctity of CZ's market place, step off ya bum. CZ's going for the freedom of money bwah!!!
OK that's our love letter to y'all and crypto for the night, we must get some kip!!! We love y'all!!
There's good news coming, ETH staying above 1200, crypto winter secretly over, gonna find us some altcoins!!
YESSS !!! It's time to go hunting for FUNNIES!!! or at least sarcasm PVM!!!
Thanks so much for being here, it matters. Please refer a friend: ambassador link: https://www.publish0x.com?a=WZdPKv2bKg
Peace out, love
Dave
