Open ledger advocates, we love you!! May your holiday excesses be loads of fun and reasonably semi-safe!!!! So good to see y'all here on the mighty Pub 0x, Sandy Claws thanking you!!
The FT did not print today, but that's ok we are not that bright, plus there WAS a story on line!!!
Looking thru the world of crypto at this time we see FUNNIES!!! Deep reflective end of year funnies. Like LAWYER BILLS AH HA HA HA 
TLDR: Everyone who had funds in FTX, BlockFi, Voyager, and Celsius, just to name the major ones, are totally being gang raped by lawyers as they pretend that there are expensive historic case law decisions that should be mulled over for thousands of dollars per hour!!! 
TLDR: Celsius is really funny, there is even a fee scrutinizer charging 1,500 per hour AH HA HA HA HA!!! There's a examiner, s/he got to hire a whole extra law firm, & they hired yet another expert!! Our favorite - some idiot is getting paid as a consulting testifier!! Wasting court time and more 2,000 plus per hour lawyer bills to do a Kabuki theater to say yes, if we sell that stack of stablecoins that is JUST SITTING there, we could run this charade a whole nother month !!!!! instead of like, giving it to clients, ya know the execs hired us, ya gotta pay those execs another month Judge ya just GOTTA!!!!! IT's CRHITSMASS AH AH AH AH AH AH ha ha ha ha!! sorry not sorry
Seriously. If we can spell that right now 
But seriously, let us pause for a moment at laughing at the horrowshow of flying m0nky lawyers - oh wait one more 
OK now stop that ar ar ar ar oOOOOOO!!! Here, THIS is the agitprop, won't quote FTX lead lawyer red adair at 4K per HOUR!!! EDS got 4K a DAY for our ass sometimes.
TLDR: OK, NOW we see the FT anti-crypto narrative. Start out conflating some meaningless miner's bankruptcy with actual exchange problems. Then, this absolute lie - Crypto lenders and exchanges almost have no possibility of avoiding bankruptcy when facing a bank run among customer deposits. Oh YEAH FT??? Binance just FACED a SIX BILLION dollar run, which was LED and CHEERLEADED by the #$(*#$(#*$& FT!!! Butter won't melt in yer lying mouth huh?? Won't say FTX lawyer is billing 4K per hour cause THAT would b WRONG. FU FU FU FU FU . Tether faced a TEN BILLION DOLLAR bank run. Jerks jerks jerks!!!
Sorry we gotta go drink the GOOD red wine, stay AWAY from the CRABBY red wine!!!
Let's leave the ever miserable FT and look for FUNNY crypto we hope we haven't lost the true meaning of funny crypto holiday news!!! very late breaking drinker erm christmas music. TLDR: to play horns as accompiament. Drunkenly in brooklyn. I qNTED CANDY!!!
Peace out,
love
Dave
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Slick nick stole a reindeer from the zoo
Fell down my chimney with a keg of brew
Put my dog out in the cold
Ripped off the candy from my socks
Smokin' coal and drinkin' scotch Slick nick you devil you
(devil you, devil you)
Slick nick you devil you
(devil you, devil you) Dressed in red and overweight boot
Stole the tv and the stereo
And the toys
The toys were broken too You devil you
Slick nick you devil you I saw slick nick fall over the x-mas tree
He was a whole different man from
What mom and dad told me
Spillin' jack daniels all over the drapes
Spray-painting a bad finger over the fireplace
Tatoos on his arms and knees
I never thought santa claus would be such a sleaze ! but... Slick nick you devil you... Cussin' and coppin' and playin' punk-rock
And every once in a while you'd just scratch your jock
Hey ! slick nick, where are my toys ?
You went drinking with the boys
You put mad dog in my sock
I wanted candy (x3)
Oh, oh ! I thought you were my buddy and chum
But you're just a downtown bum
Instead of putting presents in front of my eyes
You just told me a bunch of lies... Slick nick you devil you...
Santa claus... huh !
