Warning: If you don't like swearing, you should move on now (and fucking quickly, at that). This post deliberately contains an excess of it, in order to be provocative and make a goddamn fucking point!

Thanks, SatoshiFailed, for the suggestion that someone ought to "think of the children". Well, I did! I thought quite a lot about them, as it turns out. Here's what I thought:

I always have to just laugh at (and ruthlessly take the piss out of) moderators and policers of communities and groups that don't allow swearing, then ban me when I express myself accurately and freely, because their delicate lilly-white sensibilities get offended. This week, it's TipNano, but the one after that or later on, whom the fuck knows? Anything could happen, because the kid gloves and hat's off. Such fragile special petal snowflakes, the lot of them (except SatoshiFailed, whom I like because I suspect that moderator/person is just as much of a dick as I am, but I could be wrong). Fuck the lot of 'em, the petulant and whinging little motherfuckers, since they clearly need someone to and likely have for a while. (It's not like I even fucking earn any XNO for participating therein and it's ultimately a distraction, anyway.) After all, there's nothing quite like a good, hard, well-timed "fuck" in just the right place when you need one most!

Someone comes along and yells "bitch", a rebel, a CVn Visionary! Vision is scary, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I've got people tipping my arse (and it's a disaster, such a catastrophe, for me to hand you so much of your own damn arse, you see)! A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? Now, this looks like a job for me, so everybody just tip and follow me, because we need a little controversy and chat will be so empty without me!

I don't play by your rules, but my own, because my antisocial economic politics are that of an Anarchist. Rules exist for the sole purpose of being bent and broken, in my definitely not so humble opinion.

As you doubtlessly well know if you're one of my regular readers here (which that person likely isn't and SatoshiFailed might be), I usually write fucking long-form posts in which I take deliberate care in choosing the precise words with which I want to express myself (including swearing, if I deem such language appropriately damn suitable), then correct and edit to the point of near OCD so that my sentences are coherent and free from errors, because that is one of the few things about which I actually give a fuck (perhaps one too many, since nobody else seems to). I am The Snark and it's part of what I do (and earn from it as a result, no less). The fucking nerve of that numbskull knucklehead, to write what they did, to me, of all people!

"There are two things I hate: crying babies and cockroaches. Of course, crying baby cockroaches would be truly terrible!"

 — Cereza AKA Bayonetta the Umbran Bullet Witch; Bayonetta 1

I can confirm. The lion, the witch and the sheer fucking audacity of that little bitch (and I don't mean Bayonetta, although she'd probably view being called such as a compliment, instead of a bad thing)! ^Hums a few bars of Halestorm here.^

On that basis, don't tell me to "choose your [fucking] words carefully", arsehat! Fuck that shit! Perhaps you should choose by what you get offended carefully! Jesus fucking Christ, you wobbling little fanny fart! I strongly suggest you grow a pair and have them drop, toughen the fuck up and join the adults in the room. Alternately, go home to Mommy and have a nice cold sippy cup of choccy milk with a generous sprinkling of shut the fuck up, already! Seriously, whom let you sit in the moderators' chairs, you precocious little twerp? The best part of you ran down your mother's legs and puddled on the floor when she was giving birth.

No fucks given!

"And The Snark said unto the cowardly piece of shit chat moderator, 'Verily, cast thine eyes upon the fucking field in which I grow my fucks', and the cowardly piece of shit chat moderator, a yellow-bellied little limp-wristed bastard if ever there was one, gave witness unto the fucking field, and saw that it was bloody barren."

 — Book of Snark

He whom fucks with The Snark gets a new arsehole torn, usually publicly. After all, what did you fucking expect, that the leopard would change its spots instead of disemboweling you and eating your stupid and ugly face? How fucking cute and naïve! How do you like the words I've chosen now, huh, you underage fuckface? Not one eensy teensy-weensy itty little bit, I bet!

"I walked in that motherfucker not giving a fuck and I'll walk out that bitch not giving a fuck [with the XNO I earned there, nog al]."

 — Anonymous

Oh, BTW, a shout-out to TheFamine666 (whom moderates the chat on FireFaucet and is apparently a fucking "lint licker" according to SF, whatever that means) for generally being a fucking legend at consistently cleaning up on various faucet sites (including apparently taking metric shit-tons of XNO from TipNano)! If that isn't royally screwing them over, then I honestly don't know what is.

Having got all that out of my system, perhaps now I might "simmer down", but you don't get to tell me when to do so, pisskop! Snark fucking out!

Thumbnail image: Screenshot of Tip Nano's home page