At time of writing, five hours have passed since I successfully unstaked my Ontology (ONT), exchanged it for Solana (SOL) and begun the process of staking it for the next year (twelve months). Whatever is there at the end of the year will get converted to USDC, put through Luno and sent to the Patreon account of a writer who's currently not getting rewarded for her efforts on a platform on which a misogynistic dudebro idiot challenged me to donate 98% of my monthly salary to her. The game is afoot! (Well, it would be if the aforementioned dudebro wasn't a cowardly shit but a man who kept his word, whatever that's worth. The bastard blocked me and probably hasn't sent a cent through Patreon. Frankly, I'm not surprised.) In the mean time, I best start claiming from faucets like Dutchy again (assuming Cloudflare sorts out the CAPTCHA mismatch issue).

An Airbus, anyone?

On a negative note, I thought I would receive my Cosmos (ATOM) at 15:00 today, but I received it at 20:00. That's going to make things a bit tight if Luno takes a while to transfer the money to my bank account once I've exchanged it for BCH/USDC and then fiat. To add insult to injury, the market has gone horribly red and my ~$400 worth of Cosmos three weeks ago is now worth ~$230. This is yet another fine example of why selling one's crypto to pull out fiat is for losers. It is never a good time to pull out early (as I'm sure any hetero woman can confirm). Unfortunately, needs must. I seriously need to find a job so that I can earn eye-wateringly large amounts of dough and pump it into such altcoins as are likely to reach the moon.