Disclaimer: These ratings might be highly subjective.

These ratings may or may not be completely, entirely compiled by me; but we gave it a highbrow feel, presenting: The Team at Chetcoinz™

The rankings done below by The Team at Chetcoinz™ use an algorithm that one man, one single time, in the midst of a drunken bender at a bar, described to the person to his left as “highly scientific” (with air-quotes).

 Behold our inaugural ratings!!! Feast your eyes. Maybe put on some music.

1. Dogecoin Up big and maybe headed toward the moon! I wrote about this in my first blog posting. You can read that here. Dogecoin is no longer an underdog, but very much a meme. Look Bitcoin will probably be #1 again next week, but let’s give it up for Doge and good bois everywhere.

I'm working on better Doge memes. I promise.

2. Bitcoin Cryptocurrency royalty at this point. Bitcoin should always be king, except this week. Given its rangebound nature compared to Doge in the past 7 days, it starts out at #2. See you on the moon soon Bitcoin.

3. Ethereum Benefactor of the Distracted Boyfriend meme. Side note, You didn’t think these ratings were gonna be about prices did you?

Come on, you have the charts for that. Memes, gains and street cred are what the team here care about. We want your memes. Email your best crypto-memes to [email protected]. It’ll be fun, we can be pen pals. I’ll tell you how to get some free Ethereum, more on that next time.

4. Basic Attention Token Ever heard of Brave Browser? Of course you have, Tune in next week to see if I made any BAT off of becoming a content creator. 

Maybe I’ll shill my projects on here, that wouldn’t really be ethical though would it? I’m trying to be a good publisher and not ask you to click my Coinbase earn links. (If you want them email me with your memes.)

The team at Chetcoinz will be doing a mailbag with a follow-up. Bad news: we lost our Chetcoinz trademark. Over-under is 0 on email requests for my Coinbase Earn links. 

Let’s face it Coinbase, my grandmother is not gonna be buying crypto and neither is my auntie. Everyone who wants this platform already has it. I give them credit for trying hard to get to new customers.

Back to BAT: Basic Attention Token is a great way to earn a beer or two for browsing on a better browser. I just received my Uphold card. $10 signup. Its kind of flimsy, I’m a little disappointed, anyway. BAT is awesome, Uphold needs work.  

5. Tezos It is real easy to get into staking Tezos. Do it, I’d say throw some into Coinbase, bonus for the fun you’ll have watching the counter run. You’re making money, 4% a year. Google Tezos Community Faucet. Tap it once a week. All you need is a Coinbase wallet and a cell phone #. Tezos price and staking reward has gone lower since Q1 of this year, thus 5th place on our inaugural ratings.

6. Tron - Mostly for the name, and the Dave Chapelle Character. I'm new at this, I'm not sure if I can put a Dave Chapelle meme up, I'll skip it for now. You get the idea.

7. Litecoin- Only because I withdrew a little this week from thecryptofaucet.com, a legit crypto faucet site with some nice bonus offers and real payouts. The payouts do diminish over time.

8. Stellar Pretty, pretty good, stellar job really, hitting that $.10 mark.

Is this lil’ coin ready to break out?

9. Pi Crypto-confession: My guess is about as good as yours on if this thing is gonna make any money. Its called Pi. You can download it here. That’s not an affiliate link by the way. I assume they are tracking some user data. I’m up to about 450pi since March. Even if they are worth a cent. All you have to do is turn it on once a day. Currently indifferent until a market place is announced. What’s the harm in trying?

10. Compound- Compound is now trading on Coinbase. You want Coinbase earn links? Ask around, they’re out there like your annoying friend, trying to unload his sheep for your precious stone in Settlers of Catan.

Honorable Mention: Coinbase announcing its IPO. (Sort of) Dai and Loopring: you can tip yourself with them when you’re done with this article. Please do.

Stay tuned for Next Week! There’s guaranteed to be a shakeup of our top 10. Email me for those Coinbase earn spots. Seriously, I only have like 20 of them.