Harold the Pig, Cattle Mutilation, and the Blockchain That Knows Too Much (Crypto Satire)
12 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
Some stories begin with Bitcoin.This one begins with Harold.Harold is a pig. A real pig. Pink. Snorty. 300 lbs of bacon-backed wisdom. He also mines privacy coins in a shed behind the barn.And he’s the only one in the county who survived the Great Bo...