We've got a cat named Momi. She's just over a year old and this is the fourth or fifth time that she's been in heat. It happens about every three weeks after they hit that age.

She will be going to the vet probably the first of the month.

The last time she came in heat, Gamy was playing something by Prince on her laptop. I don't remember what it was. It doesn't really matter.

What matters is the change that came over the cat.

Her yowling intensified to ear-bleeding levels. She dragged herself belly-up across the rug writhing in apparent agony. She had a terrifying, crazed look in her eyes kind of reminded me of Pennywise the Clown. She started trying to ride every foot that she could find like a Mississippi leg hound.

It was aweful.

When the song went off, she returned to her normal irritating ways.

I'm just glad we weren't listening to Barry White.