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crypto and web3 through my lens market moves new projects ipo news big launches and the trends worth paying attention to. breaking down what’s happening without making it unnecessarily complicated.


Bitcoin is back above $83,000. After everything

13 hours ago 2 minute read 0 comments TroZan $0.06

She's Back I woke up this morning, checked the chart, and honestly? I got a little emotional. GetNuno.Com  Bitcoin is back above $83,000. After everything — the dip to $81,000 overnight, the ETF bleeding, the doom-posters on X declaring the rall...

The $84,000 Tease

18 Oct 2026 2 minute read 1 comment TroZan $0.12

Bitcoin has been flirting with $84,000 all day — touching it, pulling back, touching it again, walking away like nothing happened. If this were a person, you'd tell them to stop playing games and just commit already. But here's the thing about a teas...

The $BTC Wallet That Phished Itself

13 Oct 2026 2 minute read 1 comment TroZan $0.05

On Sunday, October 11, something strange happened in Bitcoin security. COLDCARD — the company that makes one of the most trusted Bitcoin hardware wallets on the planet — posted a phishing link from its own verified X account. Let that sink in. The wa...

12,267 BitCoins The US Government Just Moved Them

10 Oct 2026 2 minute read 0 comments TroZan $0.06

A billion dollars of Bitcoin moved on Thursday and I spent an hour trying to figure out where the fuck it went. Wallets linked to the US government sent 12,267 BTC tied to the Bitfinex hack to unlabeled addresses on October 8. Nobody has confirmed a...

10 Ways to Earn Bitcoin ranked by How Fast You See Sats

8 Oct 2026 2 minute read 1 comment TroZan $0.04

Last month someone asked me how to earn Bitcoin without buying it, and I gave a lazy answer I regretted all week. So here's the real one. There are ten legit routes: freelance work, a salary split, selling goods, tips, card cashback, referral program...

12 Years Later USDT Is Coming Home to Bitcoin

3 Oct 2026 3 minute read 1 comment TroZan $0.08

i didn't know Tether's stablecoin actually started its life on Bitcoin until I saw this headline and had to double check my own memory. USDT launched in 2014 on the Omni Layer, built directly on top of Bitcoin's blockchain, before the stablecoin wars...

strategy says bitcoin can still grab a slice of 318 trillion

2 Oct 2026 3 minute read 0 comments TroZan $0.06

$318.5 Trillion The Pool Saylor Says Bitcoin Hasn't Tapped Yet I've heard Michael Saylor make a dozen different bold claims about Bitcoin over the years, enough that I've started filtering most of them as noise. This one made me stop and actually run...

153% Worth More Than Itself Bitcoin

30 Sep 2026 2 minute read 0 comments TroZan $0.03

I had to read this one three times before it made sense. Hyperscale Data, a small AI data center company trading on NYSE American, disclosed holding $56 million in Bitcoin and cash. That number alone means nothing until you hear the other half: it's...

$4.6 Billion in Five Weeks How Bitcoin ETFs Erased a Full Year of Losses

27 Sep 2026 3 minute read 0 comments TroZan $0.07

Bitcoin I'd been tracking the ETF flow numbers all year the way you'd watch a losing streak, half expecting it to keep going. For most of 2026, spot Bitcoin ETFs sat in a hole, bleeding out through redemption after redemption, on pace for their first...

I Set an Alert at Bitcoin's Max Pain Price

26 Sep 2026 3 minute read 0 comments TroZan $0.04

Then Watched It Blow Through by $10,000, ahh Bitcoin I ran a small experiment this week that I want to walk you through, because the result taught me something I wish I'd understood years ago. Friday's options expiry carried $15.9 billion in notional...