DEA agent carrying a box of evidence from Dr. Fauci's home after the raid

WASHINGTON — Late Monday evening, DEA agents raided chief medical advisor Dr. Fauci’s Northwest Washington home under a warrant to seize tons of stockpiled vitamin D, zinc, potassium, various antihistamines, ventilators, and masks valued at $300M.

“The haul was incredible. This is one of the largest raids in DEA history, and certainly, the most unique,” Lieutenant Grant Lisk, who headed the raid, told The Dingo.

The DEA found notes in Dr. Fauci’s home where he scribbled, near-illegibly, that he wanted the pandemic to continue forever. He planned to stockpile the vitamins, drugs, etc. to artificially inflate prices and control their distribution. In his notes, Dr. Fauci writes about colluding with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and unnamed prominent hedge fund managers to bring about a "digital utopia." Authorities say that Dr. Fauci tested positive for amphetamines after blood work analysis at DC Central Detention Center, where the disgraced doctor is currently in custody.

Fauci wrote: “The pandemic must continue… the stocks are ours. Nothing herds sheep better than the threat of a wolf, and I am the wolf. I AM THE FUCKING WOLF.”

The Biden administration has not yet released a public statement on Fauci’s arrest. However, White House press secretary Jen Psaki responded to our request to comment.

“Honestly we are stunned. I do not believe anyone could have seen this coming. Right now, our administration is focused on investigating this matter further and looking for a replacement. We are, after all, still in a pandemic.”

Nancy Pelosi under investigation

Speaker Nancy Pelosi's role in the scheme is unknown. The FBI took Ms. Pelosi, and unidentified hedge managers, in for questioning.

“Nancy, the financiers, and me are nearly there. The digital revolution is around the corner… online marketplaces are booming… children and their parents are stuck at home. Soon, our utopia will manifest,” reads another of Dr. Fauci's notes.

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez (D, NY), Sen. Ted Cruz (R, TX), and Sen. Bernie Sanders (I, VT) have called for Nancy Pelosi’s resignation on Twitter.

AOC: “The showrunners of this country have hit a new low. Nancy Pelosi must immediately resign and face prison time. No exceptions.”

Cruz: “Nancy Pelosi and Fauci’s conspiracy is more insidious and sickening than even Watergate. Pelosi must resign and both of them must answer to the courts.”

Sanders: “This is what happens in an oligarchy—as we have in the United States. The elites have orchestrated conspiracy after conspiracy and this is only one which has come to light out of very, very many schemes. Speaker Pelosi must resign, Dr. Fauci must have his medical license revoked, and both should face severe sentences if proven guilty.”

The Dingo will share more on this story as the story develops.

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