What is going on people?! Do I have a story for you. I'm sure by now you've heard of the Bitcoin Time traveler.
This guy would have us believe that he is from the future. A future where Bitcoin is boss. Ridiculous! Who does he think we are? First graders?!
Anyways, last night my father asked me to take out the trash...and I time traveled... I know what you're thinking. 'Ridiculous. Who do you think we are? First graders?! But it really happened! I was taking out the trash while checking my blockfolio. I just bought some Bitcoin Rick Astley's Vision (BRAV) earlier.
Dad: "You BRAV for buying that garbage."
Dad, how you gonna interrupt my story like that?! Respect. As I was saying, I bought some BRAV and got Rick Rolled. It reverse mooned! I only invested $5 but it still hurt to get rekt for $3.
When I saw the 60% dip, I threw my phone in the trash. Immediately, I jumped in the trash can to get my phone due to the threat of a 90% loss. 'When lambo?' was turning into 'when dollar menu?' I got my phone but when I emmerged from the trash can I immediately knew I had traveled back in time!
How did I know? The first dude I saw looked like he was from my dad's, dad's, dad's time. He was tall, big headed, had really short arms, and was wearing some type of crocodile skin jumpsuit. Olllllld schoooool.
I knew what I had to do...
Me: "Sir! Today is your day. I am from the future and I bring you...BITCOIN!
He didn't say a word. Dude just opened his mouth and roared at me. That very moment I realized two things.
1. I left my glasses at home.
2. This dude, was no dude. This non dude was a T-Rex...
Me: "Calm down. Don't you know you have meteoric gains in your future?"
He was not halving it...
I ran for my life and jumped back in the trash can screaming out: "You could have been a Trillionaire Rex!"
I was back home.
Dad: "Riiiiight. And I'm Yoshi Naruto."
Satoshi. Nakamoto. HIS NAME IS SATOSHI NAKAMOTO! You're just mad you didn't buy the dip!
Dad: "Which dip? The BRAV dip?!"
Thankyou, thankyou! I am The Bear Market Comedian. BMC for those who don't like Bears, Markets, or comedians. Thankyou for your time and I'll see you soon!
