Handpicked Bitcoin Jokes & Puns!

By ThePeasant | Techno-Garden | 31 May 2020

Welcome aboard, traveller.

This is going to be a part of a series, where you will find all sorts creative angles on the bitcoin phenomena.
For today we got some delicate puns cooking. And if you have anything to add up.. Shake a leg! 




Who is Dorian Nakamoto?
An unconfirmed Satoshi


Who is Bitcoin’s least favorite rapper?


A boy asked his dad who invested in bitcoin for “$10 worth of bitcoin”
He said “$9.67 what do you need $10.47 for”


How much did it cost to invent bitcoin?

One Satoshi.


Why do Bitcoiners want “Lambo”
Because Ferrari is owned by “Fiat”


Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoins?
In a cold wallet.


What is the difference between bitcoin and Donald Trump? One of them fluctuates wildly, has high market cap but questionable moral value and is generally considered a joke and a bad idea. The other is a currency.


A frightened bitcoin miner calls a fellow miner friend and asks if he’s at all worried about the volatility of bitcoin these days.
The friend replies that he sure does! In fact, he says that he sleeps like a baby.
The frightened bitcoin miner was amazed! "Really? Even with all the fluctuations?"
"Yup! I sleep for a couple of hours, and then I wake up and I cry for a couple of hours."

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