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12 Apr 2023 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
A rambling response to an email I received yesterday from an old friend asking me to send him more music, less emails (the emails consist of links to this blog, and samples from the articles). I realize I've been waiting for that email for months i...
2 Apr 2023 6 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
While the West is hung up on hating and getting laid with itself, the East is amassing an arsenal of bootlegged Rock & Roll records with which to annihilate its weakened, auto-tuned disco opponents. There is a sect of the Eastern Orthodox Music Scen...
15 Mar 2023 13 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
One story I never tell is the one in which I married a stripper in Vegas and moved into an Airstream in Black Canyon City, Arizona, only to break down near Pismo Beach, California after spending a week or 2 on military property, and waking up to the...
20 Feb 2023 11 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"I can hear the tolling of the bellOf the man I was before, I am a shellCash my welfare check and say farewellI'm proud to be an American Infidel."From American Infidel In early 2003, I marched through Hollywood with 100,000 people, to protest the...
19 Feb 2023 8 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"Many years I've been away, Talking 'bout you night & day, Tellin' people 'bout my country" Dean Reed While watching Adiós, Sabata recently, I became annoyed with the gringo thief Ballantine, played by Dean Reed. After faking his death, Ballantine...
13 Feb 2023 10 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
Bienvenidos, y'all. This is an article in 5 parts, starting with the obligatory rebuke of musical idolatry, winding around some Venezuelan proletarian rap, the possibility that Jesus wouldn't be interested in turning the band's merch table into an a...
7 Feb 2023 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"If the first part of a tsunami to reach the coast is a trough, rather than a wave crest, the water along the shoreline is dragged back dramatically, exposing parts of the shore that are normally underwater and stranding many marine creatures."From S...
6 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"They that observe lying vanities forsake their own mercy."Jonah 2:8 Has America reached the princess of no return? I think it's possible. What is the princess of no return? Can we come back from the edge of the chick brink? Will we live like th...
2 Feb 2023 12 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I grew up on 80s metal. Maybe not. Most likely, I grew up on radio pop, the most interesting figure of which was probably Prince (who was admittedly interesting), and discovering aggressive 80s guitar music was one of the ways I "found myself" in t...
20 Jan 2023 6 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"May they all sleep tight down in hell tonightor wherever they may be"Shane MacGowan Did I ever tell you the story about getting smoked out by Billy The Kid? It's true, Billy The Kid smoked me out from the great and horrible beyond. I was hanging...
