Have you ever noticed that sometimes they put the radio/microwave transmitters on the water tower to save money and/or space (1)? One of my (ir)rational pet peeves is when people irradiate my fluids. Naturally, then, the water tower thing ends up being kind of an insult to my/our humanity. At least we have the option of putting our mobile devices and computer on airplane mode. To be fair, we also have the option to dig our own water well... as long as the state knows about it 😌

I don't even like to talk on the phone anymore because I have to keep it too close to my head. I am that weird. Speakerphone works, but no one else wants to hear your phone conversation, and the person you're talking to doesn't necessarily want other people to hear them either... And some people use bluetooth headsets. Honestly, those kind of give me the shivers. So do airpods. You see kids wearing those all the time now...

If you ever catch me wearing airpods, you'll know that I've been captured by the lizards and I would give you permission to open fire.

I got a Helium miner (for free on like 90% commission), but I can't bring myself to use it because I live with my daughter. Plus, it says metal screens over the windows mess with the signal a little bit, so I can't find a great spot to keep it running either. I know that this technology isn't going away, and I keep meaning to set it up. Plus, 915 MHz is the frequency used in the model I have, which is at the long end of the microwave spectrum anyway. That's only around ten times shorter/faster than a traditional radio wave, and the wavelength is on the order of a foot.

Then again, what was the instance of cancer before they started using radio waves anyway? Did humans even know what cancer was before using radio waves? Wait, do we know what cancer is now? I guess you can get a pretty good idea if you're a scientist, or maybe a doctor, too...

Our filtered water was already mildly polluted with pharmaceuticals, industrial chemicals, plastics, and heavy metals; THEN it was irradiated.

Chlorine was the least of our worries.

Actually, compared to all that stuff, the microwave radiation wasn't even that bad...

Naturally, our bodies are also a little polluted. You can observe this externally given that there are so many already relatively healthy people that get very excited about detoxing. I also believe this is important. I eat oatmeal almost every day, to which I add some turmeric powder and a pinch of black pepper, among a few other things. Turmeric is really good on the inflammation, which can pretty much be caused by anything. So are vegetables and fruits.

You should totally detox, too.

Since I am/was looking seriously for a "job" (which, by definition and apparently, can only be something that you hate), a friend of mine gave me a year-expired detox drink that he once used to pass a marijuana test on the same day, which is pretty impressive. I insisted that I didn't need it because these days I don't use enough cannabis to be detected by a pee test anyway (this was verified within two days of smoking a bowl). He said he wouldn't use it and gave it to me regardless.

LOOK AT THESE INGREDIENTS:

Despite this concoction containing (quite useless) artificial colors and at least one artificial sweetener, my penis still hardened.

I am a non-strict vegetarian, so my liver was also aroused when I looked up above the dandelion and milk thistle and THEN saw 250 ug of B12. It doesn't even matter if it's some cyano-cobalamin(s). You're supposed to drink the whole bottle at once, but I laughed and began drinking it in ~2-4 ounce increments.

The potion has been stored in plastic for at least one year, so it isn't quite as effective anymore, but I am actually glad that they put sodium benzoate in it because this is when I'm drinking it. The bottle is being stored in the refrigerator with a tightly closed lid.

I don't necessarily recommend using something like this to detox on a regular basis instead of water, tea, and whole foods, but it probably doesn't hurt to take something extra...

Also, I often let my coffee brew for hours or overnight to allow for maximum extraction of the phytochemicals inside. I make a liter at a time and mix a small amount with hot water whenever I want to drink a cup. Some people go as far as to use coffee in an enema, but I just drink it.

Disclaimer: I wouldn't recommend drinking crappy coffee either, but please don't put that in your butt...

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