Howdy y'all, it's election season in the US of A and some of you may still be on the fence in regards to who you are going to vote for. If you're not in the US, perhaps you are wondering who to support on social media. Or perhaps you've decided to stay out of it. 

As you are no doubt aware, the choice is between incumbent businessman Donald Trump and former vice president Joe Biden. Now right there a better choice should probably emerge:

"Obviously the businessman is going to do better on my crypto portfolio," You think.

Well, folks, this is the year that the crazy YouTubers have been warning us about since the 2000s. First it was 2012, then 2013, then 2014, then 2015, then 2016, then 2017, then 2018, then 2019, but they really hit the nail on the head this year.

So, no,

DON'T FUCKING VOTE FOR TRUMP YOU PRICK.

Donald J. Trump is a celebrity. Donald J. Trump promised to bring America into prosperity. Donald J. Trump promised to build a wall between the US and Mexico. Donald J. Trump promised that Mexico would pay for it. That was the only plan that Donald J. Trump had for his presidency.

AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED. 

Now your health insurance premiums are the same cost as THE ENTIRE FUCKING HOSPITAL STAY IN CHINA, WITHOUT INSURANCE.

INCLUDING THE PHARMACEUTICALS. (Not that I ever needed to use the hospital myself, mind you.) 

You thought I forgot about healthcare 😏

Donald Trump had no intention of winning the election and you could tell if you were paying attention. In one of the 2016 presidential debates, Donald Trump told us very clearly that his priorities were his family, his business, and his friends. Oh, wow, what an altruist, he didn't even mention himself.

It would have been a shoe-in for whoever the fuck won the Democratic nomination if Trump got the Republican one. 

But then Russia got involved.

Hahaha, no, you idiot:

AMERICANS ARE JUST FUCKING STUPID.

Russians did get involved, but you know what? It was close enough even without shitface internet trolls that UaSsAmericans and their obese McDonald's asses deserved to get COVID and die.

But, seriously, your crypto portfolio is literally worth nothing if the world is in flames.

I could give you some real facts, but those don't really fit in this piece.

It's not even October yet, though, so maybe later.

Sorry I trolled you.