John Lennon’s son is selling NFTs of Beatles memorabilia… without the actual physical items. Imagine all the people paying and not getting shit… whohoo.

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The Trump family discovered TrumpCoin and plan to sue the creators for un-tarnishing the Trump family name.

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Annoyed by journalists, ETH devs are renaming Ethereum 2.0 into “Consensus Layer” — not to be confused with “ConsenSys Layer,” an all-weekend orgython.

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Coinbase launched a free Tax Center so users don’t have to pay for pretending they only bought and sold USDC for zero profit. 

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A GitHub contributor created a browser plug-in that blocks anyone on Twitter with an NFT pfp. The premium version only shows you people with MySpace pages and dial-up internet. 

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