We all like dad jokes. Sure, you groan but you know you chuckle a little, even on the inside. Here are 11 of my favorite dad jokes:
Q: Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
A: Because their horns don't work!
Q: Why did dad take extra socks to the golf course?
A: In case he got a "Hole in One!"
Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
I sat around all night wondering where they sun went, then it dawned on me.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Q: Did you hear about the circus fire?
A: It was in tents.
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam.
I'm so excited for spring, I wet my plants!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?
A: It didn't have the guts.
Q: Why don't people eat clowns?
A: They taste funny!
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