11 of My Favorite Dad Jokes

We all like dad jokes.  Sure, you groan but you know you chuckle a little, even on the inside.  Here are 11 of my favorite dad jokes:

Q:  Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
A:  Because their horns don't work!

Q: Why did dad take extra socks to the golf course?
A:  In case he got a "Hole in One!"

Q:  If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
A:  Pilgrims!

I sat around all night wondering where they sun went, then it dawned on me.

Q:  How do you make a tissue dance?
A:  Put a little boogie in it

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Q: Did you hear about the circus fire?
A: It was in tents.

Q:  What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A:  Dam.

I'm so excited for spring, I wet my plants!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?
A: It didn't have the guts.

Q: Why don't people eat clowns?
A: They taste funny!

Got a favorite dad joke?  Share below!

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I'm a playwright, having written and directed a one act called "In a Fortnite." I also periodically feel inspired just to write stories, poems or prose. I find writing therapeutic.

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