I'm not really sure where to put this (and it's too short for a decent post), so here goes nothing ...

72:826

It came to pass
That much rubbish was played in the music clubs upon the Earth,
But it pleaseth not the ear of our Dark Lord.
Then lo, Satan sayeth, "Let there be Maynard James Keenan", and it was so.
And Maynard did hear the output of the posers and fakers,
But it pleaseth him not.
And Maynard sayeth, "Dude, your music sucketh!"
And the fakers and posers sayeth, "Oh, really? Well, you do better then!"
Then Maynard formeth Tool and Tool did whippeth off them thine pants,
For 'tis most epic devil music.
And Satan was much pleased.
Then the fakers and posers did sitteth the fuck down
And shutteth the fuck up,
For they were most humbled.
Then Maynard did selleth his soul to maketh a record
And The Man was most pleased.
The end.

Post thumbnail: Album art for Tool's demo cassette