SALT TOKEN Airdrop! Polarize now for FREE BUTT COINS!!!

SALT TOKEN Airdrop! Polarize now for FREE BUTT COINS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?  They dare to ask us that?  the insensitive brutes just don't get it ! OUR chicken DIED last night! They say potato, we say it was all Bush's fault.  

At the end of the world, the more we will argue.  

But now, thanks to the nefarious red-headed man, we are hodling Salt Tokens.  And in a cunning stunt, we are building blockchain value by tokenizing bitter, unending, grouchy crabby salty tears of painful realizations.   Leave a message with a divisive comment, a half blind statement that just makes us feel bad for humanity, and we will send you more than one BUTT coin to hodl anywhere you want.  No judgement.


Thrill as your brain is rewired to search out righteous anger inducing clickbait, and soothing surreal platitudes that agree with what's right, and down with that other sort of stuff.

Do we think love is the answer, Agapism? Then they say only violence ever settled anything, look at Carthage.  Do they say share the wealth around? Then we say spread the blame where it belongs.  No one is above the law.  Except for any number of politicians and CEOs. 

Wall street calls it the whipsaw- they move right, we hit them from the left. Reverse and repeat.   Now it is baked in to every news and thought source.

The SALT TOKEN index will measure the degree of utter disagreement generated in daily life.  COVID is triggering cabin fever around the world.  Invest your time and thoughts now ahead of the curve. 

Cryptopunks we love ya!


Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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