Why did the chicken cross the road? They dare to ask us that? the insensitive brutes just don't get it ! OUR chicken DIED last night! They say potato, we say it was all Bush's fault.
At the end of the world, the more we will argue.
But now, thanks to the nefarious red-headed man, we are hodling Salt Tokens. And in a cunning stunt, we are building blockchain value by tokenizing bitter, unending, grouchy crabby salty tears of painful realizations. Leave a message with a divisive comment, a half blind statement that just makes us feel bad for humanity, and we will send you more than one BUTT coin to hodl anywhere you want. No judgement.
Thrill as your brain is rewired to search out righteous anger inducing clickbait, and soothing surreal platitudes that agree with what's right, and down with that other sort of stuff.
Do we think love is the answer, Agapism? Then they say only violence ever settled anything, look at Carthage. Do they say share the wealth around? Then we say spread the blame where it belongs. No one is above the law. Except for any number of politicians and CEOs.
Wall street calls it the whipsaw- they move right, we hit them from the left. Reverse and repeat. Now it is baked in to every news and thought source.
The SALT TOKEN index will measure the degree of utter disagreement generated in daily life. COVID is triggering cabin fever around the world. Invest your time and thoughts now ahead of the curve.
Cryptopunks we love ya!