Cryptofans we love ya! Best ever cryptopeople, we do adore y'all!! We love your fourth turning, escape valve popping, hero's journey into the joyous exponential age offered up by blockchain crypto. And we love the Publish0x's own unstoppable open group climb into knowledge and profit while changing the world for the forces of good!!!
Today we feast on the greatest story of our lifetimes - decentralized individual freedoms versus centralized, inevitably and invariably corrupt power. Starring as Goliath, we have Google Ads. Entering the arena as tiny David but with a killer sling running a state of the art approach- AdShares ! Decentralized, don't be evil, can't be evil goodness!!
We all have our reasons to hate Google, for Adshares clients we can start with the SEMI MONOPOLISTIC PREDATORY PRICING OF GOOGLE ADS TAKING A G>D> THIRD of every dollar spent on advertising, an obscene, ridiculous 33% middleman's cut. Dear readers know our feelings about how Google fell from " don't be evil, the internet will free the world" all the way down to "my sweet god Google is disgusting, lying, cheating, trashing, stealing and chitting all over on every single level including metaphysically." Censoring, lobbying, crushing dreams of international freedom, extorting and destroying businesses & scholars, patent trolling, legally power mad S.O.Bs don't trust us? just go to Bing and search "is Google evil?"
f Wifi-sniffing, fine paying evil-ass Google, 2.7 BILLION USD to the EU a couple years ago, just last quarter a fresh 500 MM USD for illegal pharmaceutical ads.
Which is great news for AdShares. Google gladly paid that last HALF BILLION, soooo - how much did they earn from those lawbreaking pharmacy ads??
But lets save some hate for Facebook, already clickbait polarizing your family and friends for fun & profit. Say we have a great collection of cat videos and we want to buy some interweb ads and monetize our work. WOhh, excuse us, Facebook demands that one has 10,000 hours of viewed content in order to monetize those cat videos. Really FB? We have to dedicate a ten year Malcom Gladwell mastery of a slave's life posting to FB before we are allowed to request our 2 cents a day earnings going forward? We already know we are slaves providing content wrapping ads sold for a dollar a click, how about FREE US ADSHARES FREE US!
We all fought the cold war of decentralized vs centralized computing. Tommy J. Watson of IBM, famously said the world would only need four or five computers ( no FREAKING doubt owned by HIM.) 1980's "data centers "- where innovation goes to die in a horrible hierarchical kabuki theater of misplaced resources and work performed that never helps the end user. Hell when we visited the 300 pound control freaks running the show, we used to sing " I met a fat man at the door, of a room with a raised up floor. He said to me, "what's a PC!??!?? does it mean I don't RULE ANYMORE!??!??" The monopoly on computing power of course produced an absolute freak show behavioural psychology sink. Everyone had a story about one head data center asshat "JR." TLDR? JR's greatest hits - on the first day at a new job, JR forces someone else's secretary to go buy him new shoes. Very hard to express what a consummate powertripper this carpet ape was. All wall streeters read "the art of war," but around JR's team it was all Machiavelli's "The Prince" all the time - and still didn't make much sense! JR says "yes we will help you" then hits mute and says " make them fail!" JR shuts down the entire data center to force his staff to draw lines on a field for the staff vs management football games. Our personal fave - JR bought hisself a new caddy stretch limo to drive to work. Now, in NYC, if ya see a guy driving a stretch limo all by himself, ya offer him twenty bucks for a ride crosstown, and laugh hard at him if he gets offended! Meanwhile, out in the godforsaken data center ally of the dirty Jersey JR actually made his top ten lieutenants, one by one, get in his new limo and move it ten feet back and forth BUT THEY WERE NOT ALLOWED TO TURN THE STEERING WHEEL ROFL!!!
Now we can go to the moon or run recording studios or monte carlo sims, soon virtual reality with the processing power in our pockets. Crypto has cracked a glimmer of light into the misery that centrally controlled fiat currency has created for everyone who is not positioned in Cantillon row 1A. And Adshares is here to strike fear into the hearts of advertising JR's everywhere. Let us pray that the Adshares DAO can crack the code and stop the plutocracy of all of the ad money in the world in fewer and fewer hands, causing the rush to corruption, censoring and control that always comes along. Hey kids remember real free speech? Nah, we didn't think so. But quit wit da blackpills already - Adshares is here to blast our worldview of internet advertising whiter that white!! Adshares - the choice of the people by the people for the people! Made so in realtime dutch auction pricing style!
What's really cool about Adshares? A lot, here's a few - chant with us - Web 3.0 decentralized, P2P, disintermediating, privacy protecting, transparent contracts, open source on Github, faster cheaper better and cross chain Enterprise Service Chain, token burning, delegated PoW, machine learning enabled, (no mining tho, snif snif....) super fast, hopefully won't crash like SOL :-} . Supposedly staking coming soon, c'mon Adshares, give up the staking now since ADS gives up nothing to us ratboy miner peeps...
Adshares is built to survive in the real world, with adblocker evasive tech ( lol of course this means a steel cage death match between Brave adblockers and ADS stealth ads... pass the popcorn!! ok jk Brave wishes they had that penetration.)
Instead of strangling the world with rent-seeking like the FANG (MANG?) monopoly, Adshares can actually remove middlemen from the whole ad buying process. Anyone can join and buy & sell. Tech innovation driving the cost of everything down!! target savings for the people of 90 freaking percent!! call it -.9x for costs?? hell to the yes.
Adshares are crawling all up into the cross chain (ETH, MATIC and BNB/ wrapped if necessary) NFT metaverses ( yes, metaverseS) pretty solid. Next time we wreck and flip our truck playing "GTA 19 featuring ETS2 ( Euro Truck Simulator)- OpenSea beach race!!" we expect to see an Adshares ad show up on the underside of the chassis. Let a thousand campaigns bloom. God only knows what forms Adshares ads can grow into.
And lets face it - DAOs are really freaking cool. Fighting against internal corporate corruption the only way we know how with the truth of blockchain and open code & voting.
But The coolest? the thing that will get us to haul arse to Changelly for ADS? Well, Adshares is already up n running with multi-millions in revenue, hey David has a chance!! sing it - shoulda killed us LAST year sucka!!! lookit this sweetheart picture, sweetheart ---
Adshares, please throw us some prize money, we promise to go score some more ADS ( what a great name!!!) to hodl. Or throw us ads, we will blow them on promoting our content on the mighty mighty Publish0x. Personally, ADS serves as a hate trade against Google & FB etc. Yes, on the shoulders of the dork boys loving GameStock, we will memestonk out on Adshares! Adshares, leading the latest charge to hold a candle to FANGs ass! Throwing our tiny pile of hard earned money down on an existentialist collective stance of competition against our new masters. This is the way.
Peace, love and little bitty tiny computers working for the people decentralized everywhere, our love to Quisp and Adshares!!!