Crypto lovers you KNOW we love you!! Thanks for being here it matters Watch Army division of the mighty Pub 0x!!! 

We were just kvetching about the copypasta of the late posted newsletter when a light broke thru.  First it was rehash spin cycle, FT anti-crypto narrative blah blah blah then a real newspaper prints a real update that WE had been SEARCHING for.. the MANGO HACKER GOT A DETENTION ORDER AH HA HA HA HA!!!

It's a trend now.  If you say in social media that you did a rug pull, or totally manipulated prices in a DEX, then you DID!! ya DID make it easy to be convicted in a court of law!!!  Just ask the 24 year old Mutant Ape Planet founder about what jail DO they take you to from JFK, is it Rikers or Central Brooklyn??   Or ask Av the mango hacker about JAIL IN PUERTO RICO OMFG. 

We had searched high and low for days and could not tell if Av got off on a wrist slap, THANK YOU FT!!!  for telling us Av got a DETENTION ORDER like Sammy could have, would have given an extra 200 million to spend on flying lawyers if the judge HAD given Sammy one...

OK back to the FT anti crypto narrative.  TBF, for 2023 we cryptoneers are under belt fed mortars of shakey news!  We need some powerhouse reading music for this OK that's better!  It's HARD to face another low effort,  content free $#$(*&#$ TEXT  from Chas at STILL NOT A BLOCKCHAIN company R3.  "MoAR CONTAGION!!" it reads. 

We have already answered all this tripe.  Layoffs are healthy, it's the true Wall Street, and now crypto, way. 

We must give respect to the pure thuggery yellow journalism when it hits with the lead sap:  Coinbase stated that all the KYC errors cited were old, already fixed, "historical."    The FT expertly took that out of context to make it sound like Coinbase said it was a historical fail!! AH HA HA HA HA!! Rules in a knife fight!!! Ar ar ar!!    Alex only getting a CIVIL suit is a historical FAIL!!! 

It's also funny, the FT takes time to laugh at the Trump NFTs.  We agree they are laughable, sad insights into our modern life.  But TBF, report the investment, oh financial newspaper!! Even when it hurts !!!  Most NFTs hurt OUR brain!!!  The 10x plus moon and fall of the floor price is well reported.  Current numbers tho? 

Say it you $#$#(*& yer the ones who brought it UP!!! the current floor price of a trump NFT is widely quoted around 0.19 eth,  or up by about 228%.  2x.   

While we are HERE, THAT number is a too low lie.   Look it up, they cooked it for neggie NFT press, a portfolio of 10 NFTs would be worth a floor price of 0.19 eth to value at 2,280 on a $1,000 investment.  A total lie, you would also have a significant chance of some of the 10 being worth WAY more than the floor price.  One of the different ones sold for 6 eth!!    Trump NFT's turfed BAYC out for #1 volume on OpenSea for a while!!

Plus it's very funny Trump did an NFT.  It's HISTORIC,  because when Beeple did his first Trump NFT at the time it SET THE WORLD RECORD FOR AN NFT!! Not in the FT: TLDR:  and so the circle of life is complete!!! 

Anyway, the article hits all the copypasta that we have already pushed back on.  In closing, the FT tries to pretend like Tether had a bad year - Tether had a world class year!!!   Y'know, it seems like this column just trudges through a whole punch of biased takes on news articles - why thats what WE like to do ah aha ha ha ha!!!!    & then, we all agree closing on a scary graph is crucial.  The FT tries to tell us this graph is "truly terrible" time for the BTC USDT pair.  TLDR: it's funny, we have looked at so many depressing charts lately that this one looks, erm... PRETTY GOOD!!! We might BUY that chitcoin!! Due for a BOIUNCE!!! 

We love ya, crypto fans!!   We love the strain of your refrain!!!  Thanks for being here, take care of each other!! 

HARK!!  we are all up to date on that critical bizness intelligence thingie re: crypto!!! ar ar ar !!! 

Peace out, love

Dave

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And the Commodore Hotel
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She always liked to sing along, she's always handy with a song
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And we can walk together down in Dixieland
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