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Changing the FT's crypto coverage, if only in our laughter, one click and chitpost at a TIME mighty Watch Army!!
It's Monday all over the world, but the FT still prints crypto prices ON this Monday thanks ONLY to Y'ALL watch army!! Today the jokes on us tho as BTC prints under 17K and ETH under 12. @!#)@#*!!!! Sometimes the bear gets YOU. Still what lovely english in the pink lady every day. Ahh on the other hand: 
No crypto on the front page otherwise, that's good!! Well, Nouriel Roubini, ol doc doom for cryptos, is there. Dear readers remember, he of the apartment with vagina art built into the wall, filled with economic groupies, it's a wonderful ol world!! But that means some agitprop is coming we bet.
Let's check! Hmm, the FT does mention his rep for partying.... We stand corrected!!! Nouriel is foul cause they can't get into Nobu (ah ha hah ha) and foul for every other reason about EVERYTHING!!! Global warming, WWIII, AI threats, hard recession, no soft landing yeee haw. The Brits shot themselves in the #$(*&$ well THAT's true. Fusion might come but we are all doomed in the 15 years it might take!!! he's overweight single never wants kids he'd rather die than live dystopian 
AH HA HA HA HA SCHWEEEET. #(&#@($& STFU!!!! Thank heavens, though, we stand corrected. Nouriel forgot to chit on blockchain THIS time around!!! YAY!!! IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! will wonders never cease!!! Cue late breaking reading music!!!! ANNNnnnnnddd .. there's no crypto in print today. Well, that's a lot of fraganackle BULL#@(!&@!(#&#!! There's a whole giant op ed about all the big bang 2.0 renamed Edinborough reforms to help the CIty of London thrive again. Talk about dogs not allowed to bark - can the FT mention ONE #($&#@(&* THING about the PM's crypto plans in this WHOLE ARTICLE???!@(#&*@($&!@#(*#&@*(!
On the other hand, WHAT a great paper!! Didja know, 80,000 people disappear in Japan each year!!! Without a trace, they call it "evaporated." That's pretty cool...there's a whole cottage industry of "night-movers" & new identity givers..
TLDR: Wait JOUHASTU!!! EVAPORATED!! THAT's what the FT OP ED board is doing to Rishi's pro-crypto narrative!!!! ar ar ar ar OOOOOOOOO no thanks. Rat #(&#$*(ers.
Online, we get a nothing story. Still funny tho. Hey Sammy, ya wanna get extradited? No? OK we'll ask ya again after you have time to get used to the royal Bahamian jail vegan menu with no air conditioning!! And five in a cell, bare metal cots with bugs!!! 
TLDR: rehash. NOT in the FT - Sammy wanted to see the exact charges against him before he agreed. Which is funny, Sammy - those are only the exact charges filed against you SO FAR!
AND that's it!!!! All caught up with the FT's version of critical information!!!
We are still hungry for fun crypto funnies tho!!! YESS we are FREE!!!
Love y'all crypto people, take care of yourselves, see you soon!!
Peace out,
love
Dave
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