Song written by Dennis Linde but made famous by Roger Miller. Recorded Jan. 20, 2026
Customized Goldtone EB-5 banjo.

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Lyrics
The fightin' men may say that I'm a coward because I never pushed no one around
Gentle people call me troublemaker cause I'll always fight and stand my ground
Funny I don't fit tell me where have all the average people gone?

Pious people point and call me sinner because to them I've never seen the light
Other folks think of me as a preacher I'm just doin' what I think is right
Funny I don't fit tell me where have all the average people gone?

The rich people think that I am a hobo lean and hungry writin' mornful songs
And the poor poor people think I am a rich man but really I'm just tryin' to get along
Funny I don't fit tell me where have all the average people gone?