Fast Heart Mart News

Fast Heart Mart News

Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, but some people are smart and stay off social media. For those people, I write a news update. Usually at least once a month, but sometimes every week and sometimes not at all.


November Newsletter

4 Nov 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Fast Heart Mart $0.00

Hello Fast Heart Mart Frans! I hope this message finds you well! If not, blame whoever makes special occasions last for only one day. I mean, as soon as we realize it's the Day Of The Dead it's time to move on to Thanksgiving. Let's linger a while an...

Halloween Special

29 Oct 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Fast Heart Mart $0.06

The Halloween Special went well! Check it out!Songs: All On Banjo 00:26 Trick Or Treating (original song) 18:11 Crappy Holidays (original song) 31:37 Something In The Way- Nirvana Song 39:59 Zombie - Cranberries Song 47:18 It’s halloween (original so...

Nirvana | Something In The Way | On Banjo

23 Oct 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Fast Heart Mart $0.01

I recorded a cover on Nirvana's "SOmething In The Way" this week as I think it could be in the spirit of Halloween. 🎃  Thanks for your support:-Venmo: http://www.venmo.com/fastheartmart-PayPal: http://paypal.me/fastheartmart-CashApp: $FastHeartMart-...

Halloween Is Coming

21 Oct 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Fast Heart Mart $0.07

Hell.....O Fast Heart Mart Frans! I hope this message finds you well! If not, blame Halloween for sneaking up on you every year...Can you beleive it's almost Halloween again? Episode 117: Halloween Is ComingOnly 10 days until Halloween and I'll be go...

Episode 116: Hoping For Full Production!

14 Oct 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Fast Heart Mart $0.01

Hello Fast Heart Mart Frans! I hope this message finds you well! If not, blame whoever invented the internet and simultaneously ruined our lives while also helping us get access to limitless information. Episode 116: Hoping For Full Production! https...

Ep 115: Motorhome Washing

6 Oct 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Fast Heart Mart $0.02

Hello Fast Heart Mart Frans! I hope this message finds you well, if not blame your motorhome for having too much surface area to keep clean. Episode 115: Motorhome WashingIt's been pretty hot in San Diego. When life gives you hot weather wash your mo...

Episode 114: Getting Closer To Full Production

30 Sep 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Fast Heart Mart $0.01

Hello Fast Heart Mart Frans! I hope this message finds you well. If not, blame me for sending out too many newsletters! Episode 114: Getting Closer To Full ProductionRegular viewers of my livestream know that I now have StarLink and I'm still working...

Endless Nameless : Maybe Kurt Cobain Did Not Take Himself Out

22 Sep 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Fast Heart Mart $0.01

Hey Fast Heart Mart Frans!I hope this message finds you well! If not, blame the inventors of CERN for making time speed up so much that 31 years of Kurt Cobain's death went by and now most people believe he was killed....I mean why did it take so lon...

Episode 112: I Have StarLink Now

16 Sep 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Fast Heart Mart $0.01

Hello Fast Heart Mart Frans! I hope this message finds you well! If not, blame me for not having a live stream in so long!I Have StarLink NowI'll be going live today Wednesday September 16th at 3pm PST. I've been super busy traveling and playing gigs...

Episode 111 Livestream : Yet Another Live Stream

10 Jul 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Fast Heart Mart $0.01

Hello Fast Heart Mart Frans! I hope this message finds you well! If not, blame me for having too many livestreams! Yet Another Livestream  https://www.youtube.com/live/watch?v=4E0tQZTfm60 Episode 111. That's an interesting number. 111. Well, I have t...