This is the tale of the prophet Jackariah PRAISE HIM!
the very first Adherist, they all called him a liar PRAISE HIM
humble and fearless he now spreads the word PRAISE HIM
that signs hold all knowledge and must be observed PRAISE HIM
Now Jack PRAISE HIM was a lowly hobo
whos life on the streets was ever so low
a mean existence, scrounging for cash
his meals made up of discarded trash.
Till Jack PRAISE HIM one day saw a sign
that saved him and raised him above the breadline
it simply said APPLY WITHIN
and so Jack PRAISE HIM went in on a whim!
and when he walked out, lo and behold
he had a new job and was paid in GOLD!
This was the first of Adherist miracles
with cctv data its empiracal
proven, documented, undeniable
the only religion to be reliable.
Still Jack PRAISE HIM thought it coincidence
until there was another miraculous incident.
This is the tale of the prophet Jackariah PRAISE HIM
raised from a hobo to something much higher PRAISE HIM
wealthy yet humble, he began to see PRAISE HIM
the value of signs and deemed them holy PRAISE HIM
So Jack PRAISE HIM now upper middle class
living a rich life, starting to get FAT
was walking to the shop where he sold his wares
and saw a sign said stop, another read beware
and Jack PRAISE HIM thinking of the time
he got his well paid job by listening to the sign
decided to heed the words that he had read
a good thing indeed or he would have been dead
an explosion rocked the street just as he turned around
peering through the smoke his shop had been burned down
then Jack PRAISE HIM realized the truth
the signs had given warning- here was the proof
they must have been placed there to help and to guide
some power out there did not want him to die
so Jack PRAISE HIM decided in return
he would spread the good word so others would learn.
This is the tale of the prophet Jackariah PRAISE HIM
and how he became the worlds best bargain buyer PRAISE HIM
he decided the best way for him to show his thanks PRAISE HIM
was to see every sign and follow their commands PRAISE HIM
Now Jack PRAISE HIM went on a pilgrimage
to follow to the letter all the worlds signage
spreading the good word everywhere he goes
no longer wealthy, enlightening seeds he sows
and when Jack PRAISE HIM needs to make some cash
a sign shows him just where to renew his stash
before he travels onward following the signs
planting Adherist seeds in hundreds of new minds.
So remember the teachings of our prophet Jack PRAISE HIM
follow buy one get one free and you can get two CATS PRAISE HIM
follow stop and beware and you can cheat your death PRAISE HIM
follow dont do drugs you wont get hooked on meth PRAISE HIM
follow mind the gap you wont trip and get hurt PRAISE HIM
follow apply now you wont live in the dirt PRAISE HIM
follow order now you wont even have to shop PRAISE HIM
so follow them like Jack and never ever stop PRAISE HIM!
