Because I'm noob and apt for pwnage, or, fer ya young'uns, getting yeet (yeeted? Yet?), from time to time, I'm going to eat my words.

Mmmm. Words.

Anyway, let me mea culpa on faucets. A few posts ago, I was hot on faucet humble brags. 

Meh.

Now, let me be crystal clear. The faucets I linked are legit. Totally legit. They pay. I can show proof, if ya want. 

But. And. I did some hard looking, and this quickly turned to side eye. The "best" paying of the faucets (this one and this one) that I've diligently milked have given me (and given, like in my wallet rn*) .00014304 ZEC (zcash) over the course of 2 weeks.

Bad? Nah. Takes me approximately 30 seconds, once a day.

Ridiculous? Definitely. In 14 consecutive days, which includes "multipliers**," I've cleared a whopping 1 US cent of zcash. Between both.

Sigh.

Will I still do it? Sure. Why TF not. I have nothing better to do at the moment. Should you do it? Totally...if you have nothing better to do.

Should we be aware that it's a possibly a waste of 30 seconds? Hell yes. And therein lies my aforementioned pwnage. I'm exactly where they want me.

For a penny. What a sucker I am.

* I do still love these 2 faucets. There's no waiting to accumulate a ridic amount of ZEC (thank, uh, goodness) to withdraw. As long as you have a valid ZEC wallet, withdrawals are automatic and immediate.

** including referrals, using Brave, and consecutive visits. 

TLDR: some faucets work. But they're dumb. I am dumb. We do better spreading love to one another here. Max out your tips to your fave writers. Beats all faucets.

Now, 'cuse me. I have 1/14 of a shitcoin cent to earn. 💪👏🤦