coinbase is full of shit; use a dex and defi

Brian Armstrong Gets a Wake Up Call

By Hamminy | cryptoinvesting | 8 Sep 2021


Brian Armstrong is a bitch, and his company is getting reamed for it.

This fuckin guy actually has the nerve to go on a Twitter rant about getting sued by the SEC. What did you think was gonna happen, Brian? Bri-o? You fucking government whorebag. This jackass now wants sympathy from the crypto community once the SEC turns its guns on him, threatening a lawsuit if Coinbase releases its Lend program.

Brian was one of the pieces of shit who wanted to bring regulation into the industry. This is what regulation gets you, Brian. 

I sincerely hope Brian loses it and causes the SEC to fuck him and his company right in the ass. It's a travesty that Coinbase is considered the face of crypto to the noob community and continues to onboard hapless noobs day after day. These are noobs that should be moving straight into P2P and defi, but they are fooled by the supposed ease-of-use Coinbase markets.

Note I said "markets," not "offers." Because everyone who knows understands that Coinbase doesn't offer any better service than an automated defi platform regulated by a smart contract. Coinbase breaks down just like every other CEX during high frequency trading times. They block accounts for no reason. Their customer service is known to be horrid. What is this fuckin bitch talking about?

First of all, Coinbase was offering a 4% return on shit you keep on their shit exchange. You can get 4% a week in defi if you know what you're doing. Hell, in the bull market, you can get 4% a day without knowing what you're doing. 4% APR is garbage. Especially when you understand that Coinbase goes straight to the same defi I'm trying to get you to use to pull that 4%/day return, then pays you your peanuts with that. Charlatans.

Brian treated his employees like shit, he treats his customers like shit, and his exchange doesn't deserve to be the face of crypto. Coinbase and the SEC deserve each other, so I honestly don't give a fuck who comes out on top in this nonsense. As a matter of fact, I want Coinbase to fight. Use up the SEC's resources on Coinbase, and they won't have time to baselessly attack the protocols that are actually bringing people real value.

I just think it's hilarious how un self-aware Brian is. He's the biggest hypocrite in crypto and a big pussybag to boot. Stay off Twitter with your stupid rants, you moron. Take your reaming, the reaming you want to give to all of us, like a man. Binance is far from perfect, but at least CZ knows how to stand on his own two feet. This sucker Brian wants to tattle on everybody else, get other people to fight his battles, anything so he can just go back to chillin with hoes in his jacuzzi. GTFO, bitch. No one in crypto likes you, and we want you gone.

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