Paybis markets itself as the "5 minute KYC," but I found otherwise.

I recently tried to onboard some fiat into crypto, and yes, I tried to KYC. Impatience. I went through Paybis because they advertised the fastest KYC process.

Went through it. Passed it. 

Little did I know that the payment partner was Simplex, a really sucky ass company that I've had bad dealings with before. I had no idea Simplex would be a part of this, but they have their own fucking KYC process.

I used the same fucking pictures as the ones I used for Paybis, but Simplex said they couldn't verify. They also say the law keeps them from giving a reason. They asked over and over for my pictures and to put up signs with the date and all types of bullshit. In the end, they rejected the KYC. But they kept all of the information, I'm sure. Fucking pieces of shit.

Why do I say don't do business with Paybis? Because their "super fast KYC" means nothing if you have to KYC again. They aren't the ones who make the decision about whether you get your fucking crypto or not, so they are just a useless middleman. Imagine that. Me, Alucard, put myself through a process to let someone else decide if I get crypto. How immature of me. The displeasure I felt was my punishment from the crypto gods.

If anyone knows of some good ways to onboard fiat into crypto without KYC, please leave the info in the comment section. If you can help me with that, I'll make sure I prioritize your articles for perusal and tipping (I still won't tip a super crappy article, though).

I also apologize to the crypto gods for trying to KYC in the first place. I will never do that again. P2P is the only way, even if it is slower.