One upon a time in the recent past, I participated in an airdrop event for Morpher, in the hope of getting between ten and a hundred Morpher (MPH), exchanged it for something else and then promptly forgot about it. Today, I got an email from Morpher (not even being previously aware that the company/organisation has my email address) to inform me that Morpher has changed their approach from tiers to levels. Apparently, I was on tier 1 and am now on the Novice level (presumably Level 1), not that I care since I don't use Morpher and don't plan to. I don't even know what it is. For those who do care, you've presumably got an email from them as well, informing you that your account can be on one of the following levels, with various benefits/options associated with them:
- Novice (New user)
- Deposit crypto or fiat
- Claim bonuses for up to ten referrals
- Maximum portfolio value of 300 USD
- Investor (users with 50+ USD worth of crypto)
- Withdraw to exchanges and wallets
- Stake and earn with Morpher Savings
- Claim bonuses for up to fifty referrals
- Maximum portfolio value of 300 USD
- Mogul (users that verify their accounts, presumably through KYC)
- Claim bonuses for unlimited referrals
- Unlimited maximum portfolio value
Cast thine eyes upon the field in which I grow my fucks and observe that it is barren.
Bully for you! I'm binning the mail and going back to being oblivious, giving zero fucks. I've got faucets to hit, having done rather well on TipNano and FireFaucet over the last few days. Maybe I might even get around to using Dutchy Corp's autofaucet again. I've also got a fiat-farming job to find and a couple of eBooks to write and publish on SolType (which might be of interest to the three to six people whom read and tipped my short stories), so perhaps not.
In Other News
Having failed the last time, MTN is coming after me again, this time with/through a different dept collection agency. I'm in no doubt that I'll have to go through the same tedious process with different folks and I'm really not amused in the slightest. I plan to forward some emails and be done with it. They can fuck right off with that bunch of bullshit, because ain't nobody got time for that.
On top of all that, load-shedding has jumped up to level six now, which means upwards of four hours a day in which I can kiss goodbye electricity and a stable Internet connection.
Snark out!
