Hello and welcome to a new blog.
I've named it Crypto Rap Lyrics because I write about crypto, but I also like rap music.
Many, many, many years ago - way before all of this started - I actually began writing rap lyrics. For fun.
So I thought it would be fun to combine these two things.
How does it work? So basically every week (hopefully more than once a week), I'll pick a song I like (usually rap music) and rewrite the lyrics - on the same melody - using this week's news as inspiration.
I've already talked about the FTX fiasco using Eminem's Lose Yourself as a base.
Today I'm gonna talk about Crypto.com's dubious business model using P.I.M.P by 50 Cent & Snopp Dogg.
I don't know what you heard about me,
but I'm the best CEX that'd ever be,
crypto card, wallet, high fees,
I'm the crypto world's moth*****ing OG
Now, baby, you in da club, have your check made out in CRO
Want to replenish your pot 'cause your CRO ain't worth much no mo
You got a thing for that BNB, that MATIC, that AVA
But ditch all that and get CRO 'cause it's hotter than lava
We promise high APY 'cause we want you,
We probably buy the stadium you go to,
A hour later we have a cash crunch and a hack, too
The IRS, SEC say they think about us
So we'll just splash more cash, more CRO, more dollars
You like our card? Like our perks? Like the way we ad?
Use our card? We'll remove your perks '- was this just a fad?
You now have millions of CRO worth next to nothing
The cashback gone, but we'll give you a couple free CRO or something
Look, baby, this is simple, didn't you know?
You workin' with us, all you get is some damn CRO
