Hello and welcome to a new blog.
I've named it Crypto Rap Lyrics because I write about crypto, but I also like rap music.
Many, many, many years ago - way before all of this started - I actually began writing rap lyrics. For fun.
So I thought it would be fun to combine these two things.
How does it work? So basically every week, I'll pick a song I like (usually rap music) and rewrite the lyrics - on the same melody - using this week's news as inspiration.
This week's missive is based on Eminem's Lose Yourself
his palms are sweaty, knees weak, SEC is ready.
The IRS at the door already, and users on Reddit
like Michael, Trevor and Franklin,
he's like the crypto Tommy Vercetti
but he keeps on forgetting
where he stored his cash, where's his FTT stash?
tweets, comments, hashtag but his CEX still crashed,
he opens his feed, but the trolls won't recede, DAMN
get back on his plane and ope, he went rogue
Argentina? He's a no show
Extradite? For now, no
he knows he won't get back up that easy, but he's broke
he better go capture his funds before they're locked
you better lose yourself in the DEX.
