Hello and welcome to a new blog.

I've named it Crypto Rap Lyrics because I write about crypto, but I also like rap music.

Many, many, many years ago - way before all of this started - I actually began writing rap lyrics. For fun.

So I thought it would be fun to combine these two things.

How does it work? So basically every week (hopefully more than once a week), I'll pick a song I like (usually rap music) and rewrite the lyrics - on the same melody - using this week's news as inspiration.

I've already talked about the FTX fiasco using Eminem's Lose Yourself as a base and Crypto.com's business model using P.I.M.P by 50 Cent & Snopp Dogg.

Today I'm gonna talk about celebrity NFTs (as in, owned and/or made by celebs) and I'm gonna use 'Love Me', by Drake, Future and Lil Wayne as a base for my lyrics.

"I'm on that good Axies, Kitties, BAPE,

Got CryptoPunks, too and people hate,

I don't know what more to do to raise some cash,

I think I'll make my own NFT and collect

Long as my fans will buy it,

I can give a fcuk about rug pulls long as my fans will buy it,

I can buy Duck Buck and Sol long as my fans will buy it,

Hey man, just stop hating,

Made NFTs and got fans going crazy,

That's my hustle,

Promote these things on my socials,

Can buy foreign or local,

And all you need is cash,

Give it to me, your stash, 'cause I want it,

And I'm the best that there is,

I sold my fans worthless NFTs, like actress Lana,

My manager said, "we can make more money, and fans'll still call you honey"

Man, I'm the average celeb,

Trade and promote stuff I don't understand,

Got enough cash in hand to cover my a*s,

Worst case I'll post a 2-minute ad and I'll say 'I'm sorry',

and then I'll do it again"

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