Facebook is officially dead. Welcome to the Zombieverse!
Muck Zuckerborg recently announced that the parent corporation of the social media surveillance octopus that is Facebook has changed its identity, having adopted a new name and logo to signify this transition to a new breed of mind control.
The new name is "Meta" and the new logo is a Mobius strip warped to shape a stylized 'M'. This new logo is a perfect fit for the aspirations of Muck Zuckerborg and Fakebook as the Mobius strip is an endless loop with no offramp and no hope for escape. Around and around you go without ever leaving the predetermined course. It's infinite motion self contained.
To add to the amusement, the Zionist press has been laughing along with the Israeli public as the word "meta" translates in Hebrew to "dead"! That's correct, the Jewish Zuckerborg has announced that Facebook is now officially dead.
Dead. Just dead.
Haha! Shut your face, you're dead.
But, wait - there's more!
The rebranded Zuckerborg parent corporation is launching the Facebook smartwatch. It is equipped with a camera, all the better to see you, my dear. Because Zuckerborg likes to watch. Zuckerborg wants to watch over you. All over you, all the time. In your face. Booking your time for the boss.
You love it! Shut up and put on your VR headset. You're really getting into the metaverse experience now. We are about to transition.
This transition is just the first step toward the creation of an all inclusive platform of social conditioning and psychological manipulation. This is a most ambitious zombie platform.
Virtual reality is the name of the game. You will own nothing and be happy!
So you live in a rental pod furnished with only the most bare of necessities, just one of thousands in your tennament block secure skyscraper which is just one among thousands of identical buildings in the new smart city, and you eat bugs for breakfast and lunch, who cares? Not you, because once you pop that VR headset back on your face everything is transformed!
In the metaverse you can own a luxury penthouse and decorate it with Rembrandt paintings and gold sconces and teak wainscoting above your marble floor, each element another NFT. Just remember to keep up with the monthly service fee.
Oh, sure... Facebook is free to use. For now.
Maybe if you are really lucky, Zuckerborg will release the long promised Libra digital currency and reward your social media activity.
Haha! No. What incentive does he have to do that? When you are willing to give him all your data and control over your social connections for free? None.
Just wait, once Zuckerborg has users hooked on the metaverse experience, it's going to be easy to implement a modest monthly service fee. After all, look at all the cool stuff you get!
Want more? Of course you do, and Zuckerborg will deliver!
Social media platforms are a communication medium. What is a medium? A person who communicates with the consciousness of the dead!
Can you really do that? You can in the simulation of the metaverse!
No more worries about the dreaded virus killing grandma. Not only will endless arbitrary lockdowns and dozens of booster shots ensure that your good ol' Gran lives to see her sesquicentennial birthday, but after her 3D rendering, personality profile, and memories are uploaded to the Meta servers, she will be virtually immortal!
Yes, good ol' Gran may have abandoned her frail body and departed from corporeal form, but you can always visit her in the metaverse! Provided, of course, that you continue to pay the monthly service fee for her storage. Don't let it lapse, because, if she gets deleted for your failure to make prompt payment, you could be charged with her murder. "You killed Granny!" And, forget about using the life insurance money to pay for her storage on the server, because the insurance company won't pay as she's not completely dead, she is virtually still alive! She is immortal! Provided, of course, that you pay the monthly service fee.
Doesn't that sound wonderful? Just imagine, one day you too will be virtually immortal in the metaverse. And Zuckerborg will be your god.
Facebook is dead. Welcome to the Zuckerborg Zombieverse.
