Watching people can be very entertaining! I was at the beach walking and eating junk food... I mean, enjoying the view... I started to watch the people there... grab popcorn and sit comfy there's 3 extremely short stories here...
The Peeping Grampa
It was a hot afternoon. The place was full of people seeking for food and cold beverages to quench their thirst. I noticed an old man walking very slowly with a phone in his hand. He had a baseball cap and sunglasses on and was moving slow then stop for a second and walked again. He did that over and over again. Every time a woman was near he raised his phone a bit and started to walk slowly... it is clear the grampa was taking pics of the young ladies... and the not so young ones too. I saw you grampa, I saw you!
The Retirement Party
The third age! That time when you get old and you retire from your job (if you're lucky) and get lots of free time to enjoy life (if you have savings or pension). There was a group of retired people having fun, drinking wine, making jokes and eating food they brought from home. It was a group of 6: 4 men and 2 ladies and one of the ladies was the one serving the wine. They were laughing very loud about all... you know, the kind of laugh you do when you're drunk! The blond old lady was very...eh... flirty... and overly makeup too but we're not talking about her 2 huge red blush dots on her cheeks, right? The other lady, that had the right amount of make up, was clearly uncomfortable. The reason? It looks like the blondie was flirting with her husband... Bad blondie! At your age you should know that flirting with your friend's husband is a big NO! Also for God sake don't exaggerate with the blush! At the end 2 of the men took their chairs and went to another place to "talk in private" leaving the "trio" alone. Maybe those 2 grampas wanted to see the "probable cat fight" from a safe distance, after all the blondie had bottles with her!
The Angry Tourist
Caribbean islands are always full of tourists, why? because its summer the entire year! So, I was there watching the peeping grampa and the retirement group when I heard a angry lady shouting at me and cursing in her language cause I was taking a pic... of her!? Eh... excuse me woman, I'm taking a pic of the whole scene! I don't care about you so go to hell and curse yourself... that's exactly what I told her with my "screw you" smile to her without saying a word... oh yeah, smiles can be used for many things, ask any woman about it! The woman kept walking with her friend that was in a "please God make the ground open up and gulp me" moment cause seriously, what's wrong with you woman?! Just to screw her more I raised my phone and pretended I was taking tons of pics of her... she was angry, veeeery angry!
There you go! 3 stories of complete strangers. See? Watching people can be fun!
