Day five on my quest to write a story on Publish0x every day for a year. So far, I've covered the important topics of peanut butter, the word 'whoa', frogs, the difference between BTC, BCH and BSV, and Croatia.

Coffee is fuel. Coffee is kicks off, kickstarts our day. Coffee is good for you.

Coffee is believed to have been invented in Yemen, around 700 years ago, and it is, pound for pound, the single most valuable invention in the history of the world.

Coffee is also a ritual, and it shouldn't be messed with. If I had it my way, it would be illegal to drink anything but black coffee after 11 AM. You can have cappuccino, but only in the morning.

But I rarely have it my way, which explains why people in the world go crazy over these 'mokka-chokka-frokka-cinnamon-infused-skinny-latte things.'.

But I'm not hating. The one thing I hate, though, is plastic cups and papercups.

When I come to power, baristas using papercups will be jailed. And the same fate will be reserved for people using splintery sticks rather than a proper teaspoon to mix it.

When it comes to coffee, Jack Reacher is right: black, no milk, no sugar. End of.