Day four on my quest to write a story on Publish0x every day for a year. So far, I've covered the important topics of peanut butter and the word 'whoa'. And I've also [briefly] written about the difference between BTC, BCH and BSV.

Today I'm going to talk about frogs.

Some religions believe in reincarnation and if I were to be reincarnated, I'd like to become a duck, a bear or a frog.

As a human being, I can drive, watch Marion Cotillard movies and drink beer. And I love these doings. But as a frog, I'd be able to leap, swim, croak, stare at things and people and I could be named Nigel.

It gets better because while every other animal jumps, frogs leap. So basically, as a frog, I'm forcing people to learn a new word just to describe the way I jump.

And I wouldn't have to waste time paying taxes, talking about politics, listening to boring conversations. I could just go ahead and say: "CROAK".

There are some drawbacks, though. Frogs can live up to 20 or even 30 years, which is not bad for animals in general. But there's a catch, you can only live up to 20 or 30 years if you don't get eaten. Which, if you're a frog, is very likely to happen.

Still, at least you wouldn't have to listen to Jamie Dimon lambast Bitcoin for the umpteenth time.